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hello fanpopers i'm writting this articolo to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I Amore all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two minuti over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I Amore being on a site where te can have a group of Friends that te live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for te its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
6
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
_________________________________________________

Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: ciao watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
2
When te are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When te are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When te are dating..... He takes te out to have a good time.
When te are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are te going to drink?"

When te are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When te are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When te are dating..... A Single letto for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When te are married ....A King size letto feels like an army cot.

When te are dating..... te are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of arancia, arancio traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone te meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
9
mysterious Amore

-chapter four-

He detto "Hello June" in a com voice...my cuore melted da the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I detto "Hi mathew" I could here the classic Pianoforte playing a soft Amore song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I detto "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he detto "What class are te headed too?"
"Reading" I detto
He put his hands in his pockets...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
4
Okay, i was almost spammed, so i am warning everyone here, spread this articolo far and wide. Yesterday, i was on my computer and this thing popped up. It was called Windows Security Suite, and it detto that 20 virus' were attacking my computer. I called my mom and she detto to turn off the computer. When she got home, we turned it back on, and apparently 23 virus' were attacking the computer, but, they were doing absolutely nothing to the computer, and Norton Antivirus never poped up and told us about these so-called virus' My sister couldn't figure it out, so we turned the computer off.( and...
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okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo te can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to unisciti F.S. te must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tè is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
10
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

te know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, o Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" o had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, o Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" o he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
posted by doremirocker
5
So, I had a conversation with a friend of mine about my lover's mom

Me: This is what Victory said:

"Sorry.. I got in trouble because I didn't notify mom properly that I was staying after school. She has my phone all evening starting now.
Love you"

WELL FUCK YOU, VICTORY'S STUPID-ASS MOM. I'm surprised Victory can live with that. If I were her, I would have sweared my parents out da now and ran away from home. -_-

Adriel: Not Again.....*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is EVVVILLL...
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posted by klaine_forever
1
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been postato so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet mela, apple Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister applejack walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad te ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even più apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....
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posted by TwilightGirl312
4
I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other giorno I was on Youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different Film put together while "Fireflies" da Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the commenti and I was very upset da this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames o real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're Leggere this...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
5
Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to sposta on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If te were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name o talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his Musica every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask te if te have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i Amore justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate o Amore whatever he does even if they hate it o Amore it
posted by karpach_14
1
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have te ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would te ask such a domanda now? te don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when te were 35 years old and te really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give te a loan? Remember how one giorno the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no domande asked?"

"Oh, Betty, te did that for me!...
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posted by invadercalliope
2
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmone (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed riso in a riso bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the riso won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed riso on your hand and put your preferito filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmone on the rice. Push the filling into the riso lightly. Hold the riso between your palms. Form the riso into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder da pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the riso ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. avvolgere the riso ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
posted by invadercalliope
2
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IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well GIR and the doom song is a big hit its on the superiore, in alto 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by LadyL68
In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN Amore WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a...
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SNG1!!1!11 WTF A SONG OF SIXPENC3 A POK3T FUL OF RY3!1!! OMG lol FOUR AND TWENTY BLAKBIRDS BAEKD IN A PEI1!!!11 OMG WTF lol WHAN TEH PEI WAS OP3NED DA BIRDS BGAON 2 SNG1!1!11 lol WASNT TAHT A DANETY DISH 2 SET BFORA DA KNG
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i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
posted by EllentheStrange
4
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the orso wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I Amore te in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
posted by shun4ever
6
DAD COMES home DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE divano CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Gesù ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT successivo TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

te READ THIS BECAUSE IT detto FIGHT,
BUT WOULD te HAVE
READ IT IF IT detto Gesù STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

te NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF te DENY
Gesù IN FRONT OF UR Friends HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER