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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) te ha rubato, stola that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can te tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a random shopping carrello and push it into a wall, o shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure te have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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I decided to write an articolo because some recente news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an articolo about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to mostra everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If te commento on something te believe is true, then...
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posted by saphire1031
The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. sposta "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A fuoco Extinguisher o Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in Amore with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do te mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like te like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell te later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why te don't like me! Boy: Do te really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in anno 8 yeah i detto it anno eight they act like deh 18 o sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u baciare o snog baciare oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i Amore te i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 baciare kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang te oh come tana, den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Just copy it, cancella my responses and add your own. Post the results in the commenti if te like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.

Write Down Ten random Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to cena at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Eight ora lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are te a really bad singer, o a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, te shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, te be allowed to touch the Londra broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time te eat o drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.

Hey! This articolo was too short so I have to write this sentence.
posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and te can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter da istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell te all these: What dates & Why te don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's giorno
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday o the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, te know how if te see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why te ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would te want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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User: I didn't know te could play Twister all da yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know te could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: te spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that te can see that te di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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by Me_Iz_Here

•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. te don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If te troll, te die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But te WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between...
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posted by wolfgirl985
1. Grab your spoon and put Cibo on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water o soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every tavolo and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When te take a drink of your water o soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When te got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives te a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if te have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy orso and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and detto it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy orso the sales man gave the girls the Teddy orso for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy orso evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy orso ontop of the book case...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda orso costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...
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It's best if te say your opinion

Xbox 360 o ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight o Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do te think of Justin Beiber? o One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo o Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should animali have rights? (yep)

Halo o COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook o twitter? (Facebook)


stella, star wars o trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their domande with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by invadercalliope
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One giorno in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: te B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI fuoco breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Londra tipton: *raped*