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The most random thing ever made - me and my friend talking on Facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do te call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me da accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she Canto "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what te did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand o a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of te and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by NarutoCrypt
•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when te visit your cavalli dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it o tease it with yarn...
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1. te grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
 The cabina
The Cabin
cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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cabina for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the cabina drunk again with...
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects o trees o bushes around...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all Amore - music.


What is music? Musica is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of Musica to suit everyone, te can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...
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posted by Gothheart13
MTAWGADTH.ADWG.DWTGA.MWPH.OWGAMPJAWNDGMDA lol (JUST KIDING)
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow rope the sun wanted to marry her.LOL
Knock knock Whos their Justin beiber Justin beiber who JUSTIN BEIBER WITH UGLY FEAVER.
SAY I IF U HATE JUSTIN BEIBER.
LALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH WAT TO DO.
I WANT GLASSES.
Spell i cup then say colors.
I LUV CHOCLATE.
I Rock.
DJ TURN IT UP THEN PEE IN A CUP.NOW KIDS HAV FUN NOW WERE DONE.WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN GREENER THAN SHREK,SLEEPIN IN THE HOT TUB WITH A PAIN IN THE NECK.O HER EYES HER EYE THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR SO BLINDED SHE SO HORRIBLE THAT I TELL HER EVERYDAY JUST THE WAY U FART.

I WAS JUST BORED SO JUST I THIS HOPE U LIKE IT.
posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed da a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I punch, punzone boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the arachide, arachidi butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet te Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy orso is staring at me.
. Before Leggere any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" da Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy o overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw crostini, pane tostato at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....
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posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight te go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that te won't kill me.

te buy weapons and guns.

te are certainly hooked.

te go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the Bones are torn.

te cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

te may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But te should not go a-killing.

te like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No più talking, no più beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a anno now,

te have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the superiore, in alto of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the negozio has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the negozio

if te have done one o più of these tips te should have benn trono out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by shomill
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand te and and te and them both would be much happer if te weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened da a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by jblovesme4ever
superiore, in alto WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on te say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on te say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when te walk da somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when te are supposed to do work

7)read this lista as your history segnala and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when te get an f in a test

10) say i llove te to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done da ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done da me, it is done da
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps inoltrare, avanti before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
this is what goes through my friend's head 24 7 ugh i could strangle her also what she would probably say if she ever met him


taylor oh taylor (dreaming of our wedding)
1. i follow te evrywhere im there when te buy eggs and when te sleeping
2. im the girl who wrote those suicdal notes wen u detto u didnt Amore me
3.i wacth all the film youve been in its 3 isnt it well i wacthed them all over and over
4. i may be years younger but im right for te even if it is against the law
5. when te used the toilet i was there with my camera hidding in the cubicals
6. i talk about te all giorno long and drive...
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posted by jodith
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



If te have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, te have $1.19. te also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by Fangirl99
poem 1:the world



the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world

Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for te to hate
seasons so great

we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world


poem 2:love


there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love

Amore is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love

Amore is power
Amore is strong.
thats why Amore songs
are so very strong


Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)

in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near

Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song

thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember te hum.
im sorry i must run.
posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here Scrivere about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and detto stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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