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posted by Cyrusrocks
My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.

Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm Scrivere te this letter to tell te that I'm leaving te forever. I've been a good man to te for 7 years & I have nothing to mostra for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that te quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, te came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your preferito meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. te ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. te don't...
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan te money, tell them te just filed for bankruptcy and te could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, o is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If te get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping o whatever. See how long that commission...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In Amore With You
Ask around, o if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, o is dropping hints).If te catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, te know he likes te back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes te and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your camicia tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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posted by Joe1996
1. When te get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend te are deaf.

4. If he asks if te knew how fast te were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if te can see his gun.

6. When he says te aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him da his first name.

11. Pretend te are gay and ask...
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posted by deathroman13
Everyone knows, shit happens everywhere

Confucius says: “Shit happens”.
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
Shit is, and is not.
This shit happened before.
This shit happens everywhere.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Shit happens to sinners.
Shit happens if it is the will of God.
Shit is written in the stars.
If shit happens, te deserve it.
Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.
When shit happens, change the subject.
Shit happens because te don't work hard...
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A week fa I made an articolo of my 20 preferito animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articolo for my 10 least preferito animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let te know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a commento on what te think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved Disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If te do not like talking cavalli that come in different colors, run for your life.

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....


Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, te will all be transferred...
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I am often starting to be a fan of something but If te are fan of somebody/something there can always be a situation when te will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that o something simmilar. But then te start to feel distracted. te don't know what to start with. Maybe te are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help te to stop being a fan easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So te just understood that te don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with te guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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