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Laughter is the best Medicine;]

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Laughter is the best Medicine;] That's soo corny...

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De-Motivational Poster

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Google Big Brother

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6 Citazioni 6 sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives te something to look inoltrare, avanti to."
The End

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My fav songs. Tell me if u like it o not, o whatever.

posted by LadyL68

i'm really bored, & i saw someone else do this, so i'm gonna tell u a bunch of songs i like. Tell me if u like them o not, o whatever. This isn't really in any order o anything, just at random.

Mine-Taylor Swift
Inside of You-Infant Sorrow
Speachless-Lady Gaga
Sober-Pink
Take it Off-Ke$ha
Obsession-Sky Fereria
Stronger-Janette McCurdy
White Horse-Taylor Swift
September-Daughtery
Ghost of You-Selena Gomez
Your Amore is My Drug-Ke$ha
Summerboy-Lady Gaga
Alejandro-Lady Gaga
Got My Girls-Tiffany Dunn
Supertight-Rose Byrne/Jackie Q.
If I Had You-Adam Lambert
Dynomite-Taio Cruz

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Facebook Symbols.

posted by Wolfdreamer9

None of these are da me. I just got them from "Facebook symbols". It says on the
side of them who made it. :)

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::: (_( ...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*
*: (=' :') :::::::: Facebook Symbols :::::::::::
•. (,('')('')¤...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*
¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸
-Facebook User

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______,8888"__"P88888888888888888888b,
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_____,8888b_______________""88888888888888,...

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Nothing else matters.

posted by alismouha

So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much più from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...

I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters...

Yeah.trust I seek and I find in you
Everyday for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters...

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...

So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much più from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they...

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My zombie Brother chapter one

posted by hotice

I normally go to the woods to be da myself and to read ,since I can not get piece and quiet at home were my foster parents keep fighting about everything .I can go to school I guess I am always
alone there anyway .I never go to the graveyard,but today I had to today the crackheads
were in the woods planning there party to get ,to think I use to be one of .The graveyard is different of the woods for one thing it always feels haunted with grief and for another thing there are giant stones everywhere .I had not been back to this place since the giorno they buried my big brother Greg .Being here always...

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6 reasons not to mess with children

posted by Snugglebum

I found this pasted on Konorai's Fanfiction.net profile, not my idea, but LOLZ just the same!

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher detto it was physically impossible for a balena to ingoiare, inghiottire a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed da a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a balena could not ingoiare, inghiottire a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah...

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Why Americans should never be allowed to travel

posted by hm94991

The following are actual stories provided da travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his o her hair wouldn't get messed up da being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make te look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying...