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posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern giorno issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). Amore o hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years fa were blacks dato the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if te can try the harmomonica o the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Okay so if te live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The successivo day, cut the balloons off and te got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when te can barely sposta as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by scarlet009
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If te buy your husband o boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when te go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ o men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are più women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make te smile when te are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but te always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give te the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind te and put his arms around te

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer te plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of Amore .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when te take...
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO te WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

te CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY te HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY giorno (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

cagna WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT culo CUZ te CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling te an...
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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make te laugh so hard


3.It can make te cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes te wish te lived in the Naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes te think about it all the time


15.It teaches te Naruto history
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