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What they really stand for

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SaveWord_Apples true... so very true!

FionaLuvsFinn SO FREAKIN TRUE! (i really relate to the CLASS one)

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Excuse Me...

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Soviet Russia Jokes!

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Dora kills Swiper

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Baby Hitler

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Curious bird...

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Natalie Dee

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MY EYES BURN

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random people

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lol XD

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fat cagna

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Dirty Mind

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random

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LOLanimals

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Faces in Places - Take Me To Your Baker! lol!

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Cool mussle tattoo

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things i hate

posted by flippy_fan210

-when te ask someone for something and they try to annoy te because they have it and te don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give te work te have to do at home and te have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never mostra up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own home and being controlled da your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if te make one "dirty" o "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

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Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games crossover fanfic! Can te please give opinions?

posted by Face_of_Music

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at home with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Amore for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Amore him, but I think that he really does Amore me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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A random Book I'm Scrivere

posted by Face_of_Music

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL te MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!

This is a random book I was Scrivere about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and detto I could write a book o something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Amore it if te could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things te liked, things that didn't make...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic Citazioni

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell te a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told te to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If te die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popolare girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my camicia on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If te are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this sede, sedile empty?
te = Yes and this one will be too if te sit here.

I'll write più soon!!!

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a anno plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...