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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. te are going to fail the class completely no matter what te get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure te can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minuti into it, loudly say to the...
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I was born on a arachide, arachidi plantation 62 secondi before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", da Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of Cioccolato caramella fondente, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, o eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the giorno I was born.
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29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would te please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation te are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let te touch their ipod computer o mp3 cancella every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with te to the store o something yell "WHY ARE te FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom o dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say te saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as te can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there Musica videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Amore them più then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Amore these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends o maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he detto "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just Amore alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descrizione and he put the man inside and detto "see te in 100 years" and locked the door.

To the secondo man he asked the same domanda and the man replied "oh man I just Amore to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If te keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
Analyze the situation. Create a lista of "pros" and "cons" to help te better understand why you're seeking Amore o acceptance from this person.
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Don't worry about things te can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
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Researchers in the UK examined più than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A foca, guarnizione walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner negozio - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell te what I Amore doing più than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, te did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick te up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If te want to data other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. Cani are fine, but gattini are più cuddly.

7. Hey, that camicia looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first giorno we detto hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit...
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Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's superiore, in alto ten lista (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to lista some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these fan really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are te really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he detto that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can te tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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