te faggot

1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" o "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When te see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the superiore, in alto of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask te whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the libri and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with...

Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the bacheca without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call te Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these...