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posted by Mallory101
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with birra and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. sposta your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
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posted by dollyllama247
i found this online and thought it was funny ^.^

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as te walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at te for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no...
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posted by poulamikundu
When is 99 più than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when te run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minuto and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can te never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose te had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should te choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to sposta a 2 ton machine with out...
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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' da Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor detto we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The giorno te left, I swore I'd never talk to te again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always te who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I Amore the socks te wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do te like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did te see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called te the other night. Did te know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont te hate it when te get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come te didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do te Yahoo?"

11. "I Lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did te know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...
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I see Shinobu in the back.=^=
posted by KatiiCullen94
1.If te know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get te a Coca Cola instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.

2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, quiz him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy fan of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.

3.Let him cook cena for you-...
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posted by shiriny
Type out the sentence te end up in comments:

Pick the mese te were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the giorno (number) te were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like te know what you're talking about when te don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so te can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When te screw up, don't...
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