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How to Kill Someone...With a SPOON.

posted by MarMar_XigLux

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“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out te hate someone. No, not just hate. te FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, te wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then te be like "omgomgomg" and then...

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A very weird letter I got in the mail the other day...

posted by OneFoggyNight

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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other giorno and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer o something sending me some money, but insted, the letter detto (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. te remember that collana I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...

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most popolare hotlines

posted by reb1009

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The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079

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50 Fun Things to Do on the First giorno of School

posted by thatguywashot

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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes da waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...

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Pooping Rainbows

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Sassy

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beautiful waterfalls💖🌸

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beautiful waterfalls💖🌸

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Scary stuff! :O

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Things I hate about teenage girls

posted by danmarino900

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te get everything!! te teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. te have the power to make any guy te want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser da guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives te everything and all te can do about it is complain! Complain that te have it harder than guys cuz te pms o because life is più comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected da girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...

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Spell to turn into a mermaid easy to do

posted by theprettiergirl

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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collana on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pesce all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast te need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and te will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and te will get a tail but te do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also te will get powers when te do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on te but the spell the got put on te will end in the mornings.

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White fiori

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aww cute kittys!

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Black Cat

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All most got a cookie

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fantasy animali

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

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Okay so if te live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The successivo day, cut the balloons off and te got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when te can barely sposta as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Things no one has ever thought about

posted by TDAPlayer158

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If te can't drink and drive, why do te need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do te need a silencer if te are going to shoot a mime?

Have te ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...