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1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with birra and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. sposta your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

When you're happy and te know it bomb Iraq
If te cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If te never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If te think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Amore Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Amore every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are te talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, te have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

1. When te get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend te are deaf.

4. If he asks if te knew how fast te were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if te can see his gun.

6. When he says te aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why te were speeding, tell him te had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him da his first name.

11. Pretend te are gay and ask...

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If te can't drink and drive, why do te need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do te need a silencer if te are going to shoot a mime?

Have te ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...

Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure te use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the spazio shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole giorno eating giunca, spazzatura Cibo without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make Amore on a forest floor.

#13 Make...

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one te love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say te Amore me unless te really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like te could baciare my imperfections away,
And I would stand da your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to te on everything I am,
And I dedicate to te all that I have,
And I promise te that I will stand right da your side,
Forever and always, until the giorno I die.

I’m not crying over what te said;
It’s what te didn’t say that...

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people te can get to unisciti in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department da sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 più breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my superiore, in alto 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is home to a bioluminescent spiaggia (a spiaggia that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). te may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...

This was definitely the most difficult lista I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. te can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the superiore, in alto 10 and just listing the other women and mostrare pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for te guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope te enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commento and I can't wait to hear what...