Eight ora lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are te a really bad singer, o a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, te shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, te be allowed to touch the Londra broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time te eat o drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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