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Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the anno on his pickup furgone, van but when I did not see him for over a anno I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying arancia, arancio on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as te want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza o something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for Cibo
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason te have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents da their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail te out of jail and tell te what te did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin successivo to te sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen te cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone te love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as te open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minuti o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard successivo time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. successivo concerto te go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If te do not like talking cavalli that come in different colors, run for your life.

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 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....


Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, te will all be transferred...
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