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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she detto it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written da a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As te will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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1. sposta the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. sposta all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal spazio so te have to sposta into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your scrivania, reception is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask te to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a random anno and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by kitkat709477
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. te have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets te a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If te want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if te are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that te just wanna punch, punzone in the face , then someohow , te end up in a relationship with them , te fall in Amore , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing te want to burn either (:]) Well if te still have feelings for that person im gonna help te get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap te guys (: , ohk so te could first start off da doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave te on fuoco ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy agrifoglio died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If te toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card detto he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame strada, via were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by milorox18
rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the rose are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, unisciti 'em.
If ya can't unisciti 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Life is really just getting by. Through love, heartbreak, and this fucked up thing that we call life. Some have good lifes, some have alright lifes, and some have lifes that just plain suck.
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posted by Alma_
-Get to know a Friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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