What a baciare means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I Amore you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like te a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let te go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt te everysecond he's not at your side hug te every chance te get &stays with you...
When is 99 più than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when te run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minuto and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can te never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose te had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should te choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to sposta a 2 ton machine with out...
1.If te know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get te a Coca Cola instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, quiz him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy fan of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
Pick the mese te were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March----------I karate chopped April------------I licked May------------I jumped on June-----------I smelled July------------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the giorno (number) te were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting fuoco with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.
So girls, here's a lista about boys, da a boy.
Guys look, but don't flirt! 1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a domanda I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are te expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...