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posted by milorox18

1. I Amore the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Amore the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Amore the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Amore the way te look at me.

5. I Amore how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Amore the way I can’t imagine a giorno without te in my life.

7. I Amore the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Amore the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Amore the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Amore how I know you’ll always be there when I need te to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - superiore, in alto 20 lista

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get te in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly da giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the successivo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - te may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin berretto, tappo and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits

rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter

rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down

rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If te have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that te ask their opinion of everything.

7. After te have your bath, avvolgere a bath towel around te and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My superiore, in alto 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a lista like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lista with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commento but be polite. Also, always commento because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers te know.
12.Strangers te don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to cancella above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny culo jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my lista of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let te know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything o eating anything te might spit it o something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the scopa late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baia they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar te grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something o someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fontana run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to te in public about the...

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10 most stupid domande people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t te try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while fa and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask te somethingand i want te to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how te feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want te to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When te see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: Google

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The 20 Dumbest domande asked on Yahoo risposte

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious articolo on pcworld.com
Don't know who the autore is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trofei Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Pedobear

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: Google

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" o "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits successivo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be più imaginative.

I will not bore my boss da with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some più excuses.

I will do less laundry and use più deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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added by Crazedsitcomfan

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My superiore, in alto 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult lista I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. te can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the superiore, in alto 10 and just listing the other women and mostrare pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for te guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope te enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commento and I can't wait to hear what...

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The superiore, in alto 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The mostra was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids mostra that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The mostra had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my preferito parts of the mostra was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of te might have heard of the game Facade. those of te who have, te probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she detto "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they detto yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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random Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are più likely to become serial killers.

Everything te see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are più likely to dream when te are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If te tear off paper from bottles, te are sexually...