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Eazy-Efan detto …
The best way to communicate with a pesce is to drop them a line. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Male deer have buck teeth. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
A zoo had a cammello with no humps named 'Humphrey.' postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
to win at tug-of-war, te must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
One horse detto to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan commentato…
K. più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the domanda postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
One cavalletta told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Moar puns pls. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Have te ever heard of an honest cheetah? postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
link più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
It's OK to watch an elefante bathe as they usually have their trunks on. postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
where do libri sleep?
under their covers postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Where do te find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I ha rubato, stola his coat, call that jack it postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
how do te train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
te give them a drill instructor postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
how long will the puns go, no one knows più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan commentato…
drake più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
a man walked into a bar. a secondo man saw it and ducked just in time postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Doing Coca Cola with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
the seductive scopa salesmen swept me off my feet postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
why won't a bike stand up da itself?
its two tired postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. te could say he has teleAPATHY postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I murder so many verses, te can say I killed hip hop. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Got a black dog
Call it a cagna nigga postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I ha rubato, stola his coat, call that jack it postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i bought a smoking giacca and blazer at a fuoco sale postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain postato più di un anno fa
MarineHolocaust detto …
puns should be eradicated from existence postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
I can't get this Squid Girl Anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
do te know any chemistry jokes?
NaH postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
also acceptable: Na più di un anno fa
gabbalee commentato…
I wanted to make a good periodic tavolo joke but all the good ones argon più di un anno fa
metrolight commentato…
I NO Au FeW più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the spiaggia when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Shoot te on Halloween call it trigger treating postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot postato più di un anno fa
metrolight commentato…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Priests hate cos/tan postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i used to be a oro prospector, but it didn't really pan out postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
that escalated quickly più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I pattinare, skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to diviso, spalato hares postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
the cycle of puns never ends Gesù christ più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
this bacheca is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
te can tell if a doctor's a quack when te see his large bill postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
the best way to make an mela, apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minuti postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs postato più di un anno fa
metrolight detto …
Why can't te hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide cintura near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new anno received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza house. postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking detto …
if we're posting bad puns on the bacheca count me in
i see detto the blind man, i saw detto the carpenter postato più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
if te get hit on the head da a shooting star, you'll meteor maker più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed più di un anno fa
Shadowmarioking commentato…
^i'M più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Took my old girlfriend out to cena call dat Fed-Ex. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. postato più di un anno fa
metrolight commentato…
now listen here te little più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, postato più di un anno fa
Eazy-Efan detto …
Smoking weed at school call that a high school. postato più di un anno fa
TARDIS-Granger commentato…
Face palm più di un anno fa
laugh
MERCEYISAWESOME detto …
HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to random person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more o less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes random person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! postato più di un anno fa
EmoSasuSaku detto …
For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. postato più di un anno fa
kid_symmetry commentato…
Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if te wana talk about it, just send me a message più di un anno fa
EmoSasuSaku commentato…
^ Oh! Thank you! I think it's because I'm addicted to YouTube now XD più di un anno fa
MarineHolocaust detto …
the random club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame postato più di un anno fa
EmoSasuSaku commentato…
It is sad. I am one of those people. più di un anno fa
MarineHolocaust commentato…
*pats ur back* like i said, we all are più di un anno fa
gabbalee detto …
I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. postato più di un anno fa
kid_symmetry commentato…
Same with my Aladdin msical group. They span my cell with selfies and they WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!! più di un anno fa
ppgcowgirl detto …
—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So te come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! postato più di un anno fa
MERCEYISAWESOME commentato…
lmao -slow sarcastic clap- smooooth dude, xD più di un anno fa
Dreamtime detto …
young man, there's no need to feel down postato più di un anno fa
hetalianstella commentato…
I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I cerca it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XD più di un anno fa
Dreamtime commentato…
oh stella haha :D più di un anno fa