Kate: Are te here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.
Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.
Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: te want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like te with something te can't control? No, no, that's gonna be più fun than squalo Week.
(Castle asked Beckett for foto of the murders)
Castle: I'm not asking for the bodies. Just the pictures.
Whilst being held at gun point da Jonathan Tisdale-pilot)
Beckett: Castle, te ok?
Castle: Yeah, but this psycho here needs a breath mint.
Castle: (Beckett grabs his nose) Apples! Apples! Apples!
Castle: So. Looks like I managed to make it through the case without getting injured, shot o killed.
Kate: Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.
Kate: Okay, Castle, but it's accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. Got it?
Castle: Participate and annoy is a lot più fun, but alright.
Castle: We could always make it strip poker.
Kate: Sorry, but I prefer mystery to horror.
Castle: Promise not to hate me.
Beckett: I already hate you.
Castle: Fair enough.
[Castle is arranging a data with a prostitute who is connected to Beckett's case]
Castle: Just out of curiosity, what are te wearing right now?
[Beckett learns Castle's new character is based upon her]
Beckett: What kind of name is Nikki Heat?
Castle: It's a cop name.
Beckett: It's a stripper name.
Beckett: Your book is coming out today, and te are hiding.
Castle: No, hiding would be building a fortress out of my comforter and then downing a fifth of scotch, but apparently that's considered unhealthy.
Castle: [Castle behind one-way glass watching Beckett domanda suspect and not realizing they can hear him calling the suspect this] te are so lame! You're a lamey, Mclamester!
Castle: Having the presence of mind to sposta a body isn't exactly consistent with a guilty conscience, is it?
Beckett: Don't te have a book coming out today o something?
Castle: Yeah, so?
Beckett: So, te are watching me to paperwork. It's creepy.
[Castle and Beckett have discovered that Jeff Horn was having an affair]
Beckett: And what was that girl thinking, that he would leave his wife and kids for her?
Castle: That is so sexist!
Beckett: How is that "so sexist"?
Castle: te assume that just because she's a woman that she was after a relationship; do te ever think that maybe she was in it for the sex?
Beckett: Yes I did... and then I saw him.
Castle: [thinks] What was it that turned te off? Think he was wearing a rug?
[Castle feigns shock at what he just said]
Richard Castle: Too soon?
Castle: (to Kate about marriage) You'd be good at it. You're both controlling and disapproving. te should really try it.
Castle: Oh my god. This is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of facinatiing. It tastes like a... (pauses to sip the coffee) it tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some?
Castle: Guess who's got a data with a prostitute!
Castle: How often are people killed in neighborhoods like this?
Beckett: Same as anywhere else, Castle, just the once.
Castle: Someone say murder? Hold on, I'll get my coat!
Esposito: Look at him, all excited.
Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas.
Ryan: With a dead body under the tree.
Beckett: We dated for six months.
Castle: I didn't ask.
Beckett: te were not asking very loudly.
Castle: I know, I'm like a Jedi like that.
Castle: I'm here for the story.
Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.
Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: te want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like te with something te can't control? No, no, that's gonna be più fun than squalo Week.
(Castle asked Beckett for foto of the murders)
Castle: I'm not asking for the bodies. Just the pictures.
Whilst being held at gun point da Jonathan Tisdale-pilot)
Beckett: Castle, te ok?
Castle: Yeah, but this psycho here needs a breath mint.
Castle: (Beckett grabs his nose) Apples! Apples! Apples!
Castle: So. Looks like I managed to make it through the case without getting injured, shot o killed.
Kate: Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.
Kate: Okay, Castle, but it's accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. Got it?
Castle: Participate and annoy is a lot più fun, but alright.
Castle: We could always make it strip poker.
Kate: Sorry, but I prefer mystery to horror.
Castle: Promise not to hate me.
Beckett: I already hate you.
Castle: Fair enough.
[Castle is arranging a data with a prostitute who is connected to Beckett's case]
Castle: Just out of curiosity, what are te wearing right now?
[Beckett learns Castle's new character is based upon her]
Beckett: What kind of name is Nikki Heat?
Castle: It's a cop name.
Beckett: It's a stripper name.
Beckett: Your book is coming out today, and te are hiding.
Castle: No, hiding would be building a fortress out of my comforter and then downing a fifth of scotch, but apparently that's considered unhealthy.
Castle: [Castle behind one-way glass watching Beckett domanda suspect and not realizing they can hear him calling the suspect this] te are so lame! You're a lamey, Mclamester!
Castle: Having the presence of mind to sposta a body isn't exactly consistent with a guilty conscience, is it?
Beckett: Don't te have a book coming out today o something?
Castle: Yeah, so?
Beckett: So, te are watching me to paperwork. It's creepy.
[Castle and Beckett have discovered that Jeff Horn was having an affair]
Beckett: And what was that girl thinking, that he would leave his wife and kids for her?
Castle: That is so sexist!
Beckett: How is that "so sexist"?
Castle: te assume that just because she's a woman that she was after a relationship; do te ever think that maybe she was in it for the sex?
Beckett: Yes I did... and then I saw him.
Castle: [thinks] What was it that turned te off? Think he was wearing a rug?
[Castle feigns shock at what he just said]
Richard Castle: Too soon?
Castle: (to Kate about marriage) You'd be good at it. You're both controlling and disapproving. te should really try it.
Castle: Oh my god. This is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of facinatiing. It tastes like a... (pauses to sip the coffee) it tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some?
Castle: Guess who's got a data with a prostitute!
Castle: How often are people killed in neighborhoods like this?
Beckett: Same as anywhere else, Castle, just the once.
Castle: Someone say murder? Hold on, I'll get my coat!
Esposito: Look at him, all excited.
Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas.
Ryan: With a dead body under the tree.
Beckett: We dated for six months.
Castle: I didn't ask.
Beckett: te were not asking very loudly.
Castle: I know, I'm like a Jedi like that.