Funny Quotes/Moments

Okay I found this in my local newspaper this the articolo da them :
The 23-year-old Londra lad revealed his ‘allergy’ to a woman’s most private parts during a 12-hour foto shoot with a bevy of naked beauties for US magazine Details.


‘I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover,’ he squirmed.


R-Patz again shot down rumours that he is dating co-star Kristen Stewart, saying he loves only his pet.


‘The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous,’ he admitted



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1. Ask him if he thinks Edward Cullen is hot.
2. Accuse him of self-hatred when he says no.
3. Ask him to bite you… again
4. Ask him why he doesn’t like children
5. Cry when he tries to explain
6. Ask him if he thinks Kristen Stewart is hot
7. Ask him if he’s Team Edward o Jacob
8. Ask him if he needs to come out of the closet… just ‘cause
9. Ask him if he thinks Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and licantropi (or ‘shape-shifters’) are real
10. Set his pillows on fire
11. Tell him he doesn’t sleep when he yells at you
12. Ask him how his ‘hair porn’ video is coming
13. Look offended when he laughs
14. Run...