Inside a room on the 2nd floor of the log cabin, Johnny was tied to a chair, looking up at Mel, and Henry.
Mel: Now, let's begin our interrogation.
Johnny: What about my leg?
Henry: If te cooperate, we'll get te medical assistance. First te need to answer some questions.
Johnny: If te Lost your cell phone, it's in the cucina successivo to the refrigerator.
Mel: *Chuckles* Nice try. What organization are te from?
Johnny: BLM.
Henry: te are not from Black Lives Matter.
Johnny: You're right. I'm from British Lives Matter.
Henry: It's great that you're trying to get us to laugh, but te need to tell us...
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