What is your ideal sexual encounter like?

My ideal sexual encounter would be during the evening behind a closed door in a twilit room, after she and I enjoyed some sips of strong liquor. Not too much so that we're stone drunk, a couple of slides is enough.

We both sit down on the bed, making out. She would slowly lie down on the bed, taking me with her on top.

It would start out pretty romantic. We're both quiet at first. Once any of us reaches an orgasm we start to get louder and louder, yelling and cursing while we're at it. After we reach an orgasm, we are done. We fall asleep in each ohters arms.

Sadly, my sexual encounters have never been anything like this. I'll keep dreaming though. ;-)