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Jawira707 said:
Mhmm...I'm imagining this like that:
(M= Me, S= Sherlock, W=Watson)
M: He..hello Mr. Holmes, what a great honour to meet you!
S: "Thank you."
M: "Let me introduce myself, I'm...
S: "I hardly think this is necessary: You're just one of this fan coming here to see me when ever possible, te came here da foot and te are definitively not from England...
M:...B-but!?"
S: "Yes, I deduced that più than easily. Tell me..."
M: "Wait, now it's my turn: You're a not only a great detective, but also a talented chemist. The staircase of your appartemet has 17 steps, there is a large tin box in your bedroom in which te hide the most important information of your cases and da the way your brother Mycroft is to be found in the Diogenes Club...
S: "(slightly shocked)...This...this can't be."
M: (grinning): "Yeah, but this is my deduction!"
S:"...(thinking) ...I see. Please excuse me for a moment.." (S. leaves the room.)
S: (screaming)"WATSON!!! Have te really dato all my privacy and secrets away in your damn libri about me!?"
W: "Noooo..., but hypotetically spoken, if I would have... this wouldn't have been clever,no???"
S: "Of course not, my dear Watson! It would be a disaster!...Watson, where are te going!?"
W:(nervously heading for the door)...I...I just need to...ah...how do I say this?...talk to some people of the newspapers...and...maybe leave the country forever...
S: "WATSON!?"
W: "BYE!" (running out of the door)
M: "...Oh crap."
(no native speaker, sorry for any mistakes)
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