Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do te think a lumaca can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; o does its tail twitch. Have te noticed?
Try these on a lumaca in your garden.

What did the lumaca say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do te find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the lumaca the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...