once upton a time somehow for some fucking reasjdon, belarus and tally were compromising for like 5 secondi the sun is shining the birds r singinign blah blah blah blah blah

they were talking about whatvter probably girly things like periods and clitorises wehn sudedenly their conversation turned to RUSSIA to the surprise of NO ONE but it didnt get all bloody it was actually più like this u ready btihches alright

tally was all like "u need to get over this bastard u thirsty ho" thats verbatim

belaroos didnt get mad o nothin tally probably got her high o whatever so she chillaxed u kno and was like "yeah i guess but like fuck that shit its too hard yo"

"try movin on to other people" tally suggested cuz she was bout sick and tired of this cagna movin all up on her husband

natalia o natasha o wehatever the fuck her name is was all "how da fuck would i do that ive been obsessin over russia all my damn life and suddenly im supposed to just fly to some random guy like a whore fairy" she expected tally to be able to give her sound consigli from that because tally herself is a whore fairy.

anyway so like washington gave her help da saying "do lil things like flirt and all that dumb shit dero doesnt know about so she cant write it down and then just baciare them o whatever" which doesnt sound very whoreish but life is full of twists and turns ho and the thing was that that adivce sucked ballsacks bc belarus had never actually kissed anyone in like a romantic/sexual way so yeah its like telling ur kid how to ride a bike and just suddenly taking the training wheels off and being like theres ur lesson cagna but some parents actually do that i dont unhderstand it tho

so belarus told her that and washgintognton thought for a mom ent b4 deciding with a sexualish grin "hMmMmMmMmM wellz baciare is platonic in my husbands culture so its not like he can even rly care that much plus it would unglue u from his massive dong" and wehn belarus was all confused but mostly distracted thinking about the aforementioned massive dong, tally -tw: lesbians- KISSD her mostly like trying to teach her how to baciare but u never know with that homo and when belaru relized what wass going on she was like "holy shit dude????" blushing o some other shit and tally was like yeah nd belarus was like ....yeah. and then SHE kissed HER and te would think tally wouldnt continue it from there bc she married but this is a fanfiction where andything is possible so they fucked the end