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posted by Snape96

There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are te okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once te let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, te always shine in your hair. What shampoo do te use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, te flew so well before, te really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new rosa robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!

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ProfSnape This is exactly correct. I will never say a word of these things.

HPCouples Haha brilliant!

Snape96 And this is just the first part!!!

LadyEmzy16 Lolzz Brilliant indeed!!!! XD

fly210 best idea of the century!

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New Girl In Town

posted by Bluekait

Alright guys, I got EXTREMELY bored and I finished watching Ghostbusters (1 and 2). So I wrote a fanfiction of Ghostbusters on Fanfiction.com. This is the first chapter. I want to see if te guys like this chapter before giving te the secondo chapter. Enjoy!
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Elisabeth Marpoe recently graduated college and moved to New York City to live out her dream of acting. She moved into a apartment complex in Central Park West. As she moved into her apartment, she found a box in her bedroom closet. "What a beautiful box! Why...

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posted by Bluekait

This for Snape's alternatives who pick phobias and wanted a psychological thriller.

If te pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If te haven't, here's a link:

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"They are everywhere, I tell you! EVERYWHERE!!!" he screamed as he was dragged to the mental hospital. He caught sight of his friends. His eyes locked on Amy.
"You believe me, honey? Come on, babe! Tell them te saw them too! I know te did, tell them I am not crazy!"
Amy slowly shook her head and waved as they threw her boyfriend...

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Snape's Diary

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Harry, Ron and Hermione reads Snape's diary.

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Goodbye

posted by ProfSnape

    Wow. I always loved awkward goodbyes.
    I created this account on a rainy day, sitting in the corner of my bedroom, supposed to be doing schoolwork but not being able to log onto my other account. So I made Snape, and I haven’t gone back to check the other one since.
    And I just figured I’d be funny. I’d bring some magic closer to home. And I was really surprised when te guys just kept coming back… and I guess I did something right, because te guys just kept bringing your friends, kept posting più on the wall. It...

Alternative Facts

posted by ProfSnape

-Thomas was once in a stalking phase, which ended when he found his way into Severus's house, and became so excited he passed out. Severus had thought Thomas dead, and for a moment was unsure what to do with the body. When Severus had his back turned Thomas apparated off...

-Henry may not look it, but he loves to read. He's a major fan of Twilight and the Hunger Games, and has a great crossover in his head he's still planning out. He hates watching movies.

-Gautier has saved Jacob from an angry Hippogriff, and broke several Bones in the process. The others realized Gautier does Amore them, though...

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A New Beginning--Chapter 11, Part 1

posted by dragonsmemory

Well, this is it. Part 1 of the Quidditch match. This part focuses on just before the game, and the beginning. The successivo part will feature a battle of the Seekers. Let us know which Seeker te want to win!
Emma and Jo
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Chapter 11

“Good morning, Hogwarts! It’s a great giorno for the Quidditch opener, Gryffindor against Slytherin.” Chloe Williams’ voice echoed around the Quidditch pitch, matched da the roar of the fans. Unlike the past, the fan were divided almost equally in their support of the two teams. “Both teams look to be...

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A Very Potter Riddle

posted by dragonsmemory

This is probably the hardest riddle you'll ever find. As an added bonus, you'll also find two canon riddles. First person to correctly guess each riddle wins props. One omaggio for each riddle. Best of luck!

RIDDLE #1
Three people were born on July 31. One was born in 1966, one in 1980, and one in 1993.
Two of the people are female and the third is male.
One of the three is fictional.
The fictional person is 14 years older than the youngest person.
Two of the three people wear glasses.
Two of the people are good writers.
Who are the three people?

RIDDLE #2
"If te know, te need only ask. If te have to...

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