1.Say Snap is manly.
2.Stop shipping him with random characters.
3.Be talented in Potions.
4.Say Lily really loves you.
5.STOP hugging him D:
6.Don't call him Snap.
7.Stop bugging him :"(
8.Don't mess around in Detention.
9.Say he's the beast headmaster Hogwarts ever had.
10.Give back his Kitty (NEVER XD)

((XD))

11. Umm...well this is hard, reply to this forum post?

12. Hate on James
13. Hate on Marauders
14. Ship Snily
15. Lose to him in a game
16. Don't touch his teddy bear
17. Don't tell anyone about his teddy bear and keep it a secret
18. Lose to him in a duel
19. Hate on Dumbledore
20. Don't play pranks on him

21. Like Edward Cullen
22. Like Twilight
23. Hate on Bella Swan

24. Mention how Harry struts around the castle like his father.
25. Call any Potter male a toerag. Be sure to put in their arrogance.

26. Don't touch Snuffles
27. Say he's very talanted
28. Say he's the best DADA teacher
29. Say he's the best Slytherin
30. Say Slytherin is the best house

31. Praise Draco Malfoy. Even if he's wrong. Especially if he's wrong.

32. Have a miserable day...

33. Give him hugs
34. Don't bother him for 2 years
35. Give him love
36. Pick on another professor

37. Be depressed....

38. Stand up for him, when others are making fun of him.

39. At least try to follow the instructions.

40. Don't say Edward Cullen sparkles like a gay stripper, even if he does...

41. Hex yourself.

42. Don't hurt Lily.
43. Pretend like you don't enjoy detention with him.
44. Don't call him the half-blood princess.

45. Quit asking him about his love affairs with various adult characters.
46. Give the wrong answer to a question.
47. State the obivous. (Ghosts are transparent)
48. Do not, under any circumstance, put that Dungbomb in his office.

49. Don't call him Snivellus
50. Don't accuse him of being gay.
51. Don't say his cape is as swooshy as Batman's.
52. Do not dart past him yelling, "Dana nana nana Batman!"
53. Act terrified whenever he walks past you.

54. Don't call him Batman
55. Tell him scary stories
56. Buy him a pink shirt
57. Don't make fun of his multi colour changing hair (though I did do it though)

58. Give your self a detention.

59. Fall off your broom during a match.
60. Frog brains do not go on the ceiling.

61. Don't give him eye contact.
62. Don't dress up like Lily.
63. Don't talk to him ever, unless he commands you to.
64. Tell him he has an average sized nose.
65. Buy him a poster of Edward Cullen for his birthday.

66. Bats are not his cousins.

67. Don't flirt with him.

68. He does not need to be introduced to a bottle of shampoo.

69. Buy you a Ice Cream and Sweets

70. You do not need to makeyour potion on the ceiling, there fore, your ingredients do not belong there.
71. Do not make an exploding potion.

72.Make lot drawings

73.Buy him a new super cute teddy bear! and give him another cat! :)

74.Put a love potion in Remus and Snapes tea then lock them in a broom closet!