Snape's Family and Friends

Snape's Family and Friends Ask a Stupid Question...

MoonshoesPerry posted on Sep 12, 2012 at 06:28PM
So I'm not sure if anyone has ever started one of these here, but I've seen one in the Harry Potter spot and I think it's rather fun. Anyway, if you don't know how to play, here are the rules:

To start out, I'll ask you a Harry Potter-related question (fact-based, of course). The next person to post on the forum has to answer it in a ridiculous and comical way, then post a new, equally boring question. The NEXT person will humorously answer THAT question and then post a new one, and so on and so forth. Get it?

Alright, the question is: What are the Deathly Hallows?
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più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Holes in the Quidditch pitch where students get hurt the worst.

What's a Portkey?
più di un anno fa Bluekait said…
cool
Rainbows are unicorn farts and can be eaten.

What's Hogwarts
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
sick
An unfortunate porcine disease that can only be treated with regular medicinal injections.

What subject does Snape teach?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Sarcasm

What do most goblins do for a living?
più di un anno fa Bluekait said…
Eats dirt

What is a broomstick?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Uhh...it's a taboo topic in Hogwarts...

What is the difference between an Inferius and a ghost?
più di un anno fa Bluekait said…
Butt Trumpets

Who's Draco?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
The school's mascot...a donkey

What are the four Houses?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic, and Phlegmatic. (Actually, this makes sense. Look up the 4 temperaments and how they realte to the Hogwarts houses.)

Who is Hermione Granger?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Dumbest person in school. And she can't draw.

What is Harry Potter famous for?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Two things:
1.) His copious quantities of facial and body hair.
2.) His clay bowls and vases.

Who is Voldemort?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
My pet puppy.

What are three ways to pick Harry Potter out of a crowd?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
1.) His bald head.
2.) His weirdly pale skin.
3.) His missing nose.

And, speaking of which: What happened to Voldemort's nose?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Bad game of "Got Your Nose"...

What kind of container is a Horcrux?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Tupperware. Duh.

Who is Ron Weasley?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
((YES! I was hoping for that!))
Who??

Who is Firenze?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
A magical man with a horse's head and human legs. Just like all of the other centaurs, of course.

What's an Acromantula?
più di un anno fa romioneisthekey said…
A spider that crawls onto Snap's butt.

Who is Albus Dumbledore?
più di un anno fa Snape96 said…
An alcoholic :) :p

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?
più di un anno fa xSiriusBlackx said…
mischievous
She is a very very very old woman

Who is James Potter?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
A total loser.

"Padfoot? What is Padfoot?"
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
A comfy slipper.

Who is Moony?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
The Hogsmeade village idiot that moons everyone. I mean EVERYONE

What are the Deathly Hallows?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
An awful wizarding band from the 80s. (Didn't I already ask that question? And nice Moony definition. Was that in any way an insult directed at me?)

Who is Hagrid?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
((I realize that NOW. And no, it was not an insult))
You don't want to know...

What are Bludgers?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Wizarding slang for certain anatomical features...

What is the Whomping Willow?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
A very special wand tree

Who is Dudley?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Harry's pet hamster.

What was on the back of Quirrel's head?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Hair, duh.

How do you open the Care of Magical Creatures textbook?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
smirk
I'd tell you, but it would sound sort of dirty...

Who is Fawkes?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
One of the Christmas turkeys

How do students get to Hogwarts?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
By Hoveround.

Who were the four Triwizard Champions in GoF?

più di un anno fa romioneisthekey said…
I need to go Potty, Diggity Diggory, Flourish Delight, and Vicky Crumb.

Why does Snap love going to the Hippie Colony?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
Who doesn't?

What was the first task of the Triwizard Tournament?
più di un anno fa Bluekait said…
cool
Fly on a hoverboard

Does Snape love Lucius?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Yes, but Lucius loves Dobby instead.

Whom did Dumbledore love?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
His lemon drops

Why is it bad to kill a unicorn?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Because it'll release all of its rainbow farts at once and then all of the colors will mix together.

When did the Yule Ball take place?

più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
June, duh

a) Give the incantation, and b) describe the wand movement required to make objects fly
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
a.) Wingardium Levio-SAR
b.) My thoughts on this part are simply too dirty to post.

Who are the Weird Sisters?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
A trio of the best Seers the Wizarding world has ever seen. They are so named because they are a little...odd.

Who is Dobby?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
The monster that lives in your dryer and eats your socks. That's why you can only ever find one from each pair.

Who is Winky?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
The little creature that flies down your throat and makes your voice squeak. It most frequently affects boys just as they hit puberty

Who is Kreacher?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
A creature. Obviously.

What is a hippogriff?
più di un anno fa romioneisthekey said…
A mean creature who likes to eat up Hogwarts students

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?

più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
A famous teen pop idol.

What's a Muggle?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
"It's a wizard who can't...I mean...I'ts a wizard who doesn't..."
((Yes, I did quote AVPS))

What animal carries Wizarding mail?
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
Platypuses. And thank you for quoting AVPS. I was hoping someone would do that.

What is Viktor Krum's career choice?
più di un anno fa dragonsmemory said…
To be the spokeswizard for 'Big Wizard' magazine

Name the four Marauders
più di un anno fa MoonshoesPerry said…
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

Which three people make up the Golden Trio?
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