Anyone want to be one of my Friends characters Boyfriend?

Here's her info:

Full real name: Jessica Londra Malone. If te call her da her real name, she will literally kick your a**

Name she goes by: Jessie

Age: 13 (I'm telling the truth!)

Species: Hedgehog

Good o bad: Neutral

Theme song: Rich Girl$ - Down With Webster

Team: Team Neutral

Team's bad theme: The animal I've become - Three Days Grace

Team's good theme: Don't know yet

Team members: Jake the Hedgehog (I'm part of più than 1 team), Jason the Hedgehog, her.

Likes: Good people when she's on the good side, Bad people when she's on the bad side, her boyfriend (whoever it might be)

Dislikes: Good people when she's on the bad side, Bad people when she's on the good side, dressing properly,

Hates: When people call her da her real name.