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On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot da an Arrow in the butt da the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt da a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...
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 The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best Friends Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...
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10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has più to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the superiore, in alto 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, da using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see più in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...
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posted by kawaiibecky128
[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I detto take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

Butters: Is it a boy?

Clyde: If it is, we can mostra him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!

All boys: Yeah!

Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.

Cartman:...
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posted by SilverFanGirl
SilverFanGirl: ciao fan of South Park, I'm here with everyone from South Park. Now, I have a domanda for te guys.
Cartman: Yes...
SFG(SilverFanGirl): Its for all of you.
Cartman: okay...
Stan: -_-
SFG: Muffins or...
Cartman: Spit it out ur Goddamn mouth already!!
SFG: o Cookies?
Stan: I saw muffins.
Cartman: No te ass-hole, Muffins!
Kenny: mememememe (I have a bad feeling about this...)
SFG: Oh....
Stan: Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! te know biscotti, cookie beat Muffins any damn day!
Cartman: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Stan: Is that a bet?
SFG: Guys, guys, chill!
Cartman: No! *points at SFG* Shut your damn mouth now...
SFG: Are te third graders?
Stan: Fuck you, Cartman! Shove this Cookie down your fucking throat! *holds up a cookie*
Cartman: Shove this damn focaccina, muffin down your fucking throat!
Both: *shoves Cookie/Muffin down throat*
Both: Fuck!
Stan: MUFFINS!
Cartman: COOKIES!!
SFG: Oh Shit...
posted by Dominator
America has never been particularly comfortable with satire. A gentle poke at the powers that be is allowed, even encouraged — witness the success of good-natured softies like Jon Stewart o The Simpsons, nudging decency in the ribs and tipping a wink to the audience. But genuine, hard-hitting satire is frowned upon: somebody might really be offended, and nowhere in the Constitution does it allow for that. There’s no American equivalent of British figures like Peter Cook o Christopher Morris, authentic anti- establishment comics who nonetheless achieved mainstream success. Even so—called...
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Clyde:Who Does She Think She Is? That Girl Has Rapunzel - L'intreccio della torre With The Wrong Man. No One Says 'No' To Clyde!
Kenny:Darn Right!
Clyde:Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly Humiliated. Why, It's più Than I Can Bear.
Kenny:More Beer?
Clyde:What For? Nothing Helps. I'm Disgraced.
Kenny:Who, You? Never. Clyde, You've Got To Pull Yourself Together.
Token:Help! Someone Help Me!
Bridon:Token?
Token:Please! Please, I Need Your Help! He's Got Her Locked In The Dungeon.
Kenny:Who?
Token:Wendy. We Must Go. Not A minuto To Lose!
Clyde:Whoa! Slow Down, Token. Who's Got Wendy Locked In The Dungeon?
Token:A Beast! A Horrible, Monstrous...
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Kyle:Well Ike, We Had Fun On The Magic Carpets. How About We Ride Dumbo?
Ike:That Sounds Like Fun, Kyle.
Kyle:Then Let's Go!
Butters:It's A Small World After All, It's A Small World After All!
Cartman:Goddamn It, Butters! Stop Canto Now. You're Off The Stupid Ride!
Butters:It Wasn't Stupid, Eric. It Was Lots Of Fun!
Bebe:Should We Get Our Dresses Now?
Wendy:I'll Come If Stan Wants To.
Stan:I'll Come!
Red:Then Let's Go!
Annie:Wait Up!
Kenny:*muffled* Did I Wet My Shorts?
Carol:I Think te Did Kenny!
Kenny:*muffled* Oh, S***!
Pip:Let's Go For A Ride On The Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Clyde!
Clyde:Oh, All...
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posted by iluvkyle200
te may have heard lately that kyle is being killed off this season due to a severe injury from the humancentipad episode. there was a secret commercial aired on august 12th at 3:00 am last month, which alot of fan did not see and are trying to deny this fact. i had seen it for myself though. so i know this is true. it was aired secretly so only a select amount of people would see it, as matt and trey intended it. here is what i heard from matt and trey word for word:

1. MATT: we are killing off kyle this fall because we feel that nobody lives very long after being a humancentipad. and we also...
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Butters and Al Gore are walking up the stairs to get to Butters room.

Al Gore: "Little boy...aren't te suppose to be at school?"
Butters: "YEA! But my parents went to California. They won't be back for 3 days."
Al Gore: "Ok...fair enough. What is your name anyway?"
Butters: "BUTTERS!"

Butters opens the door and sits down in his computer chair. Al Gore sits on a beanbag.

Al Gore: "Butters...what is it about Al Gore that te like so much?"
Butters: "When I heard te created the Internet on YouTUBE te became a God to me."
Al Gore: "Precisely what I am. God."
Butters: "YEA! Cause without te I wouldn't...
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posted by ThreadbareSP
"Charlie

This is the third and final part of "Charlie," but the end of this just marks the end of the first "episode" of "The Charlie Arc."

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Kyle, Stan, Ike, and Charlie are sitting on the floor in Kyle's room when Mrs. Broflovski (Sheila) knocks on the door and peeks in.

SHEILA: Kyle, sweetie, can I talk to te for a minute?

KYLE: Mo-om!

SHEILA: Now, Kyle!

They walk into the hall. Stan shrugs at Charlie. Ike crawls into her lap.

IKE: Kyle.

SHEILA: Kyle, I don't think I'm comfortable with te playing with your new friend.

KYLE: Why not?

SHEILA: Well, he's dirty and bruised… Did he get in a fight...
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posted by missdada15
Season 16 - When? 


Season 16 is expected to air on Comedy Central on Wednesday, March 14 At 10:00 P.M. (2012)


So the mostra is gonna go on?


Following the episode “You’re Getting Old”, the last episode in Season 15 before the mid-season break, rumors started to circulate that SP was about to be cancelled..


But don't worry-Season 16 is a GO!

Season 17..?


It is also detto that season 17 will air in 2013.


Season 20..?:D


Other happy news:CREATORS TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE
AGREE TO KEEP THE ICONIC SERIES IN ORIGINAL EPISODES THROUGH 2016!!
10.) te can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode te can tell which characters are voiced da Matt and which are voiced da Trey.

8.) te understand every word Kenny says.

7.) te own the movie on più then one format

6.) te talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever te see a Canadian.

7.) te know Ike's birth name

6.) te know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) te have a Youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icona is your fan made character and te are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off.

4.) te were so exited when...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
The anno is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains Frozen for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
    Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...
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As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who...
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South Park is mostrare its age in very strange ways lately. Matt Stone and Trey Parker's latest foray in continuity, a three-part episode following Cartman's super team Coon and Friends and their battle against Cthulhu, an immortal monster originally created da horror autore H.P. Lovecraft who in recente years has become something of an in-joke on the Internet, devolves into gibberish.

Although, once the first episode of three gets underway everything gets really confusing and pretty much loses its focus and becomes a huge steaming pile of weird references and plotlines that don't go anywhere....
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Craig:I Ask Nicely But She Refuses. What A...What Does She Want Me To Do--Beg? mostra Me The Girl.
Sharon:Why The Master's Not So Bad Once te Get To Know Him. Why Don't te Give Him A Chance?
Wendy:I Don't Want To Get To Know Him. I Don't Want To Have Anything To Do With Him!
Craig:I'm Just Fooling Myself. She'll Never See Me As Anything...But A Monster. It's Hopeless.
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes!
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
Bebe:I've Been Burnt da te Before! Oof.
Kyle:Zut Alors! She Has Emerged!
Liane:Come On, Eric. Into The Cupboard With Your Brothers And Sisters.
Eric:But I'm Not Sleepy.
Liane:Yes...
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The Village Of South Park, Colorado. A Young Girl Named Wendy Lived With Her Inventing Father!
Wendy:Little Town, It's A Quiet Village
Everyday, Like The One Before
Little Town, Full Of Little People
Waking Up To Say.....
Tweek:Bonjour!
Pip:Bonjour!
Bridon:Bonjour!
Lola:Bonjour!
Millie:Bonjour!
Wendy:There Goes The Baker With His Tray Like Always
The Same Old pane And Rose To Sell
Every Morning Just The Same
Since The Morning That We Came
To This Poor Provencal Town.
Jimmy:Good M-m-Morning, Wendy!
Wendy:Morning, Monsieur!
Jimmy:Where Are te O-o-Off To?
Wendy:The Bookshop! I Just Finished The Most Wonderful...
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Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked Cibo in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, o meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see te so te can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make te sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring te luck
And if te all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"
posted by soxfan89
I Will Be Doing Another South Park Story. This One Reflects On Kybe (KylexBebe). I'll Be Titling This One "Bebe And The Beast"! So Here's My Cast:
Belle-Bebe
Beast-Craig
Prince-Kyle
Lumiere-Stan
Cogsworth-Cartman
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Chip-Butters
Gaston-Kenny
Lefou-Clyde
Maurice-Token
Babette-Wendy
Wardrobe-Liane
D'Arque-Damien
Baker-Jimmy
Bookstore Owner-Tweek
Stove-Randy
Bimbettes-Shelly, Red, Annie
Hag-Sheila
Enchantress-Linda
Narrator-Trey Parker
If There's Anything I Need To Fix In Here. Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time! Ok? Thank You. Enjoy The Story!