Ballyhoo: Okay, the challenge is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the safety zone.
Birdo: That's not too bad.
Ballyhoo: If te land in the danger zone, plenty of sharks will eat te up.
Flurie: Excuse me?
Ballyhoo: For each team member that lands in the sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza zone, the team will earn one point. The team that gets the most points wins today's mystery prize, and immunity. As for the losing team, they must vote off on who should be sent home.
Birdo: Oh wow. So who wants to go first?
Wario: Ladies first.
Birdo: Okay, i have no problem jumping of the cliff in the...
(Standing on the barca pier was a watch-a-machalet with a weird hat, who goes da the name of MC Ballyhoo)
Ballyhoo: Welcome, one and all to the fungo Kingdom Campsite called Camp Mushroom. I am your host, MC Ballyhoo, and what a mostra we have for te tonight.
(The scene changes to the bonfire ceremony, that has 11 logs for the campers to sit on.)
Ballyhoo: So here's the deal. Twenty-Two Mario characters will be staying here for eight weeks. Alot of them are real Mario characters, but a few of them are newcomers. Anyways, each three days, one camper will be eliminated, as long as they don't have...