The Doppler effect makes a really cool Halloween costume!
te can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
stella, star Trek and stella, star Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink latte that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. Gesù is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
te have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently te can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
stella, star Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
te can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese Cibo prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm te should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. te don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame strada, via Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would te be if te were attached to another object da an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
te can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
stella, star Trek and stella, star Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink latte that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. Gesù is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
te have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently te can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
stella, star Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
te can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese Cibo prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm te should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. te don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame strada, via Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would te be if te were attached to another object da an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
Sheldon was sitting on the bench in the hall way he see's Penny and says"Oh hey".So Penny come's over and says"You allright" Sheldon groaned.So Sheldon said"can te go get Lenard?" "Ok"replied Penny so she goes off.Penny got Lenard so Penny took Lenard to Sheldon and Lenard says"What's wrong?" Sheldon replies"Can te look at my logic book plz".So Lenard looked at his book and Lenard said,"wow" awnser some domande plz.So Lenard awnser domande and said"I know this one it is 8"
"No"replied Sheldon.So Lenard never did logic again
The End.
"No"replied Sheldon.So Lenard never did logic again
The End.
