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The secondo installment in the Narnia franchise, adapted from C.S. Lewis popolare young-adult fantasy novels, is slightly darker than THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (2005), which is not to say that the first film is all sunlight and daffodils. But it does end with the implicit promise that, thanks to the courage and cleverness of the Pevensie siblings, human youngsters who rise to the challenge of righting a world where it's always winter and never Christmas, all wrongs have been righted for the foreseeable future. CASPIAN is predicated on the less comforting notion that the price of freedom...

This is dedicated to Siberian Natale and Conner, who will be getting married to each other soon! Congrats to both of you!! May God bless te in your new life together! :-)

“They could see that it was a tall girl, dressed in a single long indumento of clear blue which left her arms bare. She was bare-headed and her yellow hair hung down her back. And when they looked at her, they thought they had never before known what beauty meant.” –The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Starlight

He could never clearly describe how he fell in Amore with her. It was too wonderfully strange to explain; something...

orso with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia fan fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the fan fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some fan fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... te cant do that online.... te can commento your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished Leggere one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian baciare of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who te are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case te haven't figured it out da now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...