~!*WARNING*!~
~!*MAJOR SPOILER ALERT*!~
Okay, so I did kinda like Jason at first, but in MoA, he really irritated me. Let me tell te why.
Exhibit A:
Setting: New Rome, Senate House.
Situation: Our very bright Jason decides to ask Reyna if he can mostra his girlfriend around the city.
My thoughts: WAY TO GO, SMART ONE.
That’s a great way to say hello to your almost-girlfriend/fellow praetor te haven’t seen in months. WE GOT A GENIUS OVER HERE.
Exhibit B:
Setting: The Argo II.
Situation: Making promises to Piper.
My thoughts: Seriously? –facepalm- The last line of that prophecy was, An oath to keep with a final breath…
He could’ve just sealed his fate. Very smart.
Exhibit C:
Setting: Hercules’ Island.
Situation: Mentioning Hera.
My thoughts: Oh. My. God. Really, Jason? No, just no. In the wise words of moi,
One does not simply drop Hera’s name while talking to Hercules, who can smash te to a grease spot.
Your daily wisdom for the day.
Conclusion: Eres un idiota, Jason.
Translation: You’re an idiot, Jason.
This was the vent articolo I was talking about. Sorry for those of te who actually like him. :)
LEO IS LE BOSS! ^(^o^)^
~!*MAJOR SPOILER ALERT*!~
Okay, so I did kinda like Jason at first, but in MoA, he really irritated me. Let me tell te why.
Exhibit A:
Setting: New Rome, Senate House.
Situation: Our very bright Jason decides to ask Reyna if he can mostra his girlfriend around the city.
My thoughts: WAY TO GO, SMART ONE.
That’s a great way to say hello to your almost-girlfriend/fellow praetor te haven’t seen in months. WE GOT A GENIUS OVER HERE.
Exhibit B:
Setting: The Argo II.
Situation: Making promises to Piper.
My thoughts: Seriously? –facepalm- The last line of that prophecy was, An oath to keep with a final breath…
He could’ve just sealed his fate. Very smart.
Exhibit C:
Setting: Hercules’ Island.
Situation: Mentioning Hera.
My thoughts: Oh. My. God. Really, Jason? No, just no. In the wise words of moi,
One does not simply drop Hera’s name while talking to Hercules, who can smash te to a grease spot.
Your daily wisdom for the day.
Conclusion: Eres un idiota, Jason.
Translation: You’re an idiot, Jason.
This was the vent articolo I was talking about. Sorry for those of te who actually like him. :)
LEO IS LE BOSS! ^(^o^)^
So. For those of te who don't get the book today and is dying to know what happens, I'll give te a few major spoilers of the Son of Neptune...
Do not read if te don't want spoilers
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1. Nico is at camp Jupiter. Hazel is a son of Pluto, Nico treats her as a replacement for Bianca. Nico pretends he doesn't know Percy
2. Hmm....okay, got it: Frank is a son of Mars
3. Major one! Reyna is a daughter of Bellulose and knows Percy! (she was on circe's island before)
4. Hazel knows Leo (they're both like ancient from 1942) they were dating o something? Still unclear
5. Ella the harpy is extremely important, she occasionally speaks prophecies and stuff
Here comes the sad one: 6. Percy remembers Annabeth BUT Annabeth will cause him trouble on his quest (according to Hera/Juno
7. Percy gets his tattoo and becomes praetor
Thats it for now
Do not read if te don't want spoilers
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1. Nico is at camp Jupiter. Hazel is a son of Pluto, Nico treats her as a replacement for Bianca. Nico pretends he doesn't know Percy
2. Hmm....okay, got it: Frank is a son of Mars
3. Major one! Reyna is a daughter of Bellulose and knows Percy! (she was on circe's island before)
4. Hazel knows Leo (they're both like ancient from 1942) they were dating o something? Still unclear
5. Ella the harpy is extremely important, she occasionally speaks prophecies and stuff
Here comes the sad one: 6. Percy remembers Annabeth BUT Annabeth will cause him trouble on his quest (according to Hera/Juno
7. Percy gets his tattoo and becomes praetor
Thats it for now
Are te a typical demigod? if so, here are all of the items te will be needing for your successivo quest!
sleeping bag
cuscino (preferrably a cuscino pet)
2 weapons that can kill monsters (celestial bronze, imperial gold, stygian iron)
50 golden drachmas
100 dollars in mortal money
ambrosia and nectar
box of cereal bars
3 water bottles
bus/ plane ticket (depending on where te are going)
any tools te might need
at least two Friends :)
two changes of clothes
greek mythology book
duct tape
if there is anything i forgot let me know!
K BYE!!
sleeping bag
cuscino (preferrably a cuscino pet)
2 weapons that can kill monsters (celestial bronze, imperial gold, stygian iron)
50 golden drachmas
100 dollars in mortal money
ambrosia and nectar
box of cereal bars
3 water bottles
bus/ plane ticket (depending on where te are going)
any tools te might need
at least two Friends :)
two changes of clothes
greek mythology book
duct tape
if there is anything i forgot let me know!
K BYE!!