A/N: This story is dedicated to my bff, Kelcey.

"No pirates...whaaa?"Joe pointed to the sign outside the movie theater, with an animazione of a peg-legged pirate with a pappagallo on his shoulder.

"It means no pirating movies, Joe,"Kevin tried to explain.

"What does that mean?"

"Like, when te take a video camera into the movie and record it,"said Nick.

"Ohhh,"Joe said, understanding crossing his face.

But after buying their popcorn, pop, and candy, Joe was at it again.

"I wonder what they would do if I came in dressed as a pirate?"

"Probably just look at te weird,"Nick sighed.

"But it says 'No Pirates'. They do realize that can have a double-meaning, right?"

"They probably thought that most people would just read it, laugh, and sposta on with life, Joe,"Kevin sighed, a little annoyed now. He just wanted to watch the movie. They all went inside the theater to watch the movie, sitting in seats near the front.

"I should do it,"Joe detto suddenly, as the previews began rolling.

"Do what?"Nick gave him a confused look.

"Don't tell me we're still talking about the pirate thing,"Kevin growled grumpily.

"I should come in dressed as a pirate. Chicks dig pirate-type guys. I mean, look at Jack Sparrow."

"Oh. My. God,"Kevin rubbed his head, awed da the so-called stupidity of his younger brother.

"Hey, it's a good idea!"Joe exclaimed defensively.

"Shut up, the Film starting!"someone behind them whispered harshly. Joe looked up at her and winked. She rolled her eyes, focusing her attention on the movie.

"People are so rude,"Joe sighed.

Around 2 weeks later...

"Joe, please don't,"Kevin whined as Joe put the eye-patch on.

"Oh, come on, Kev, it'll be fun. Why? Are te ashamed of me?"he frowned, looking hurt.

"Yes. Yes I am,"Kevin sighed.

"Cool,"Joe shrugged, putting on the finishing touches. He turned to Nick.

"What do te think?"

"Umm..."Nick tried not to laugh. Kevin yelled from exasperation, and stormed out of the room.

About an ora later...

"Excuse me, ma'am, could I have some popcorn with that?"

The girl looked up to be face-to-face with Joe Jonas turned Jack Sparrow. She stared at him with wide eyes.

"Umm, yeah, sure..."she turned to get him popcorn, then shoved it into his hands, eager to get away from him. Kevin gave her an apologetic smile.

"And he wonders why he gets teased at school,"Kevin detto under his breath.

"Dude! Pirate dude!"A girl yelled, pointing at Joe.

"Here we go,"Nick rolled his eyes.

"Hey,"Joe smiled, flirting with her. o at least attempting to, in his bulky pirate clothes.

"Can I have your autograph?"She smiled. Kevin raised an eyebrow. Awkward...

"Sure! Do te have something I can write with o something?"

"Uh..."

"Here,"A girl standing beside her piped up, digging a Sharpie and notepad out of her purse.

"Thanks, Laura,"the girl grinned, handing them to Joe. Joe signed his name quickly, also putting down a smiley face.

"So...what's your name?"he asked.

"Kelcey. You?"

"Joe."

"What movie are te going to see?"

"Umm, Pirates 2, actually,"Joe grinned.

"Me too! Sit da me?"

"Of course,"Joe laughd, walking beside Kelcey and into the theater, leaving his two brothers there gaping. He turned around right before he went inside and smirked at them.

"Well. Wow,"Kevin said.

"I guess chicks really do dig pirates,"Nick chuckled.

"Yeah. I guess,"Kevin rolled his eyes, then went to watch the movie with his little brother.

A/N: Semi-based on a true story...it's a long story, though...not this story...the other story...haha...love te guys...

-Laura Kay