The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the titolo of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
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NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, o she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society o something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy detto suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked gin nervously hoping she didn't get sick o anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me home in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined da saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing te then."Envy detto with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike home I noticed that I was Leggere thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when gin made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk o something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the fuoco and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I detto as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I detto as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She detto as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She detto nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I detto as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
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