te Know You’re Addicted To The Phantom Of The Opera When…
DISCLAIMER: I wrote some of these, but the majority of them were written da the folks at phantomoftheopera.com. link.
…When every single story your teacher asks te to write turns into a Phantom fic.
…When even your friends' Friends know about your obsession and warn THEIR Friends not to ask if Phantom's a musical o an opera.
…When te print out drawings of Leroux Erik da yourself and some of your preferito artists on DA, cut them out so te get a paper doll, and put them in a book, and carry them everywhere te go, and te speak to them when te are alone.
…Same thing with a Barbie doll who survived a nose operation and was painted in yellow da you.
…When te get bored and decide to make a POTO ringtone with your phone's voice recorder.
...And detto ringtone is Michael Crawford's evil laughter at the end of the All I Ask of te Reprise.
…You and your friend make Michael Crawford T-shrits and plan to wear them to school on January 19th (his birthday).
…You frame the playbill from your first time.
…You’re blasting metal at superiore, in alto volume on your iPod and suddenly drop everything (literally) because te think te saw someone mouth the word Phantom.
…Your teacher gives te a paper plate for biscotti, cookie at a class Natale party and te can't stop twitching until te borrow your friend's exacto coltello and cut it into Erik's mask. And wear it proudly for the rest of the day.
…You make all of the characters from POTO on the Sims and even design a house for Erik with a coffin for a letto and a "torture-chamber."
…Whenever te see someone sitting successivo te that te are not personally acquainted with, te doodle the mask logo on a piece of scratch paper in hopes that if they just happen to be a phan, they will see that te are one as well.
…All te can think of are different ways to seduce Michael Crawford.
…You are constantly thinking up theories on how Michael Crawford could somehow visit your house.
…All of the aforementioned theories end in...intimacies between yourself and Michael Crawford.
…You see a license plate with the letters "PMC," and the first thing te think of is "Phantom - Michael Crawford."
…You write sentences for your vocabulary homework, and all the sentences have to do with POTO.
…You carry a battered copy of Leroux's novel with te everywhere and try to get anyone and everyone to read it.
…Religious nuts ask te WWJD? te immediately reply with well.....WWED?
…You draw a tiny mask with ketchup on your cheeseburger, and mustard for yellow eyes.
…You have an oh so wonderful phantom desktop that te tend to stare at for at least ten minuti before actually doing anything on the computer, usually forgetting the original purpose te had opening the thing in the first place.
…You're looking at this lista and saying "I've done that and that and..."
...You buy a lighter at a gas station even though you'd never use it except to light candles, just because it has a scorpione on it and te thought "OMG! Like the scorpione and the grasshopper!"
...You've seen it 643 times, kept count and are still counting despite the fact te want to blow your brains out every time Emmy sings.
…Or if you’re JustHuddy, when Patrick Wilson sings (see above).
…You are irrationally afraid of grasshoppers, but spiders and scorpions don't frighten te a bit.
...You paint your nails black (or red) with little white half masks.
...You read the Leroux novel twice a week and try to memorize it!
...You plan on playing "Think of Me" on your flute for a solo festival coming up.
...For your art project te make a sculpture of The Paris Opera house.
...You don't speak but te make distinctive hand motions on Lon Chaney's birthday.
...Your preferito Greek god is Apollo
...You sunbathe while wearing a half-mask so you'll have a Phantom tanline.
...When te hear something that sounds VERY vaguely like Phantom and all of a sudden you're like "WHAT?! PHANTOM WHAT?!"
DISCLAIMER: I wrote some of these, but the majority of them were written da the folks at phantomoftheopera.com. link.
…When every single story your teacher asks te to write turns into a Phantom fic.
…When even your friends' Friends know about your obsession and warn THEIR Friends not to ask if Phantom's a musical o an opera.
…When te print out drawings of Leroux Erik da yourself and some of your preferito artists on DA, cut them out so te get a paper doll, and put them in a book, and carry them everywhere te go, and te speak to them when te are alone.
…Same thing with a Barbie doll who survived a nose operation and was painted in yellow da you.
…When te get bored and decide to make a POTO ringtone with your phone's voice recorder.
...And detto ringtone is Michael Crawford's evil laughter at the end of the All I Ask of te Reprise.
…You and your friend make Michael Crawford T-shrits and plan to wear them to school on January 19th (his birthday).
…You frame the playbill from your first time.
…You’re blasting metal at superiore, in alto volume on your iPod and suddenly drop everything (literally) because te think te saw someone mouth the word Phantom.
…Your teacher gives te a paper plate for biscotti, cookie at a class Natale party and te can't stop twitching until te borrow your friend's exacto coltello and cut it into Erik's mask. And wear it proudly for the rest of the day.
…You make all of the characters from POTO on the Sims and even design a house for Erik with a coffin for a letto and a "torture-chamber."
…Whenever te see someone sitting successivo te that te are not personally acquainted with, te doodle the mask logo on a piece of scratch paper in hopes that if they just happen to be a phan, they will see that te are one as well.
…All te can think of are different ways to seduce Michael Crawford.
…You are constantly thinking up theories on how Michael Crawford could somehow visit your house.
…All of the aforementioned theories end in...intimacies between yourself and Michael Crawford.
…You see a license plate with the letters "PMC," and the first thing te think of is "Phantom - Michael Crawford."
…You write sentences for your vocabulary homework, and all the sentences have to do with POTO.
…You carry a battered copy of Leroux's novel with te everywhere and try to get anyone and everyone to read it.
…Religious nuts ask te WWJD? te immediately reply with well.....WWED?
…You draw a tiny mask with ketchup on your cheeseburger, and mustard for yellow eyes.
…You have an oh so wonderful phantom desktop that te tend to stare at for at least ten minuti before actually doing anything on the computer, usually forgetting the original purpose te had opening the thing in the first place.
…You're looking at this lista and saying "I've done that and that and..."
...You buy a lighter at a gas station even though you'd never use it except to light candles, just because it has a scorpione on it and te thought "OMG! Like the scorpione and the grasshopper!"
...You've seen it 643 times, kept count and are still counting despite the fact te want to blow your brains out every time Emmy sings.
…Or if you’re JustHuddy, when Patrick Wilson sings (see above).
…You are irrationally afraid of grasshoppers, but spiders and scorpions don't frighten te a bit.
...You paint your nails black (or red) with little white half masks.
...You read the Leroux novel twice a week and try to memorize it!
...You plan on playing "Think of Me" on your flute for a solo festival coming up.
...For your art project te make a sculpture of The Paris Opera house.
...You don't speak but te make distinctive hand motions on Lon Chaney's birthday.
...Your preferito Greek god is Apollo
...You sunbathe while wearing a half-mask so you'll have a Phantom tanline.
...When te hear something that sounds VERY vaguely like Phantom and all of a sudden you're like "WHAT?! PHANTOM WHAT?!"
bravi bravi bravissimi
christine christine
where in the world have te been hiding really te were perfect i only wish knew your secret who is this new tutor
father once spoke of an Angel i used to dream he'd appear now as i sing i can sense him and he's here
here in this room he calls me softly somewhere inside hiding somehow i know he's always with me he the unseen genius
christine te must have been dreaming storys like this cant come christine your talking in riddles and its not like you
Angel of Musica guide and gaurdien grant to me your glory Angel of Musica hide no longer secret and strange angel
he's with me even now your are cold all around me your christine its white it frightens me dont be frightened
christine christine
where in the world have te been hiding really te were perfect i only wish knew your secret who is this new tutor
father once spoke of an Angel i used to dream he'd appear now as i sing i can sense him and he's here
here in this room he calls me softly somewhere inside hiding somehow i know he's always with me he the unseen genius
christine te must have been dreaming storys like this cant come christine your talking in riddles and its not like you
Angel of Musica guide and gaurdien grant to me your glory Angel of Musica hide no longer secret and strange angel
he's with me even now your are cold all around me your christine its white it frightens me dont be frightened