Go by the time to see what you come up with! I found it in other spots and now I did it here too!
When you'r done, post what you got!

Identify the hours on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I partied with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I ate doughnuts with
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I got drunk with
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I made out with

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Homer
02 or 32 min → Marge
03 or 33 min → Bart
04 or 34 min → Lisa
05 or 35 min → Maggie
06 or 36 min → Ned Flanders
07 or 37 min → Mr. Burns
08 or 38 min → Selma
09 or 39 min → Patty
10 or 40 min → Krusty The Clown
11 or 41 min → Edna
12 or 42 min → Apu
13 or 43 min → Muntz Nelson
14 or 44 min → Otto
15 or 45 min → Lenny
16 or 46 min → Carl
17 or 47 min → Smithers
18 or 48 min → Moe
19 or 49 min → Principal Skinner
20 or 50 min → Milhouse
21 or 51 min → Sideshow Bob
22 or 52 min → Comic Book Guy
23 or 53 min → Barney
24 or 54 min → Abraham Simpson
25 or 55 min → Wiggum Clancy
26 or 56 min → Ralph
27 or 57 min → Spiderbig
28 or 58 min → Snowball II
29 or 59 min → Scartchy The Cat
30 or 00 min → Itchy The Mouse

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because Homer told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I needed something to do
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because Mr.Burns payed me
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love him/her/it
Mixed → because I owed them
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

For example: I killed Otto because Homer told me to

HOPE U ENJOY ^.^