Ep.1:"She's Katherine.She loves to play games."
Ep.2:"Are te worried that all the forest
animali will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If te wanna see me naked, all te have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot più in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at te and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I Amore you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it più than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
Ep.2:"Are te worried that all the forest
animali will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If te wanna see me naked, all te have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot più in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at te and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I Amore you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it più than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
1. He dosent pretend he is someone he is not.
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him più than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we Amore him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never Amore her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him più than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we Amore him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never Amore her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2)Each and every time he asks te a question,say "that's for me to know and for te to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill te because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do te know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time te see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should mostra te how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting te two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! te scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did te tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie detto in a firm voice.
"what do te want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting te two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! te scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did te tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie detto in a firm voice.
"what do te want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....