fanfly lol Some great ones here- of course the classic freakin' apple pie one! Love it! =D Ok here's some of my personal favs! Dean: "Dude...where's the pie?" Sam: "I lost my shoe." Dean: "I'm Batman." Dean: "There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. I hear they ride on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows outta their ass!" Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" lol

Aerohead Yeah those I are great. They are too funny together. Here is one of my favs: Dean: Ya' know she could be faking. Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? [Dean nods] Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

liissaaxx Love that one!

HorrorFan101 Dean: if angels are real, so are unicorns. u know, i hear they have moonbeam for hair and shoot rainbows out their ass. Sam: unicorns arent real? Dean (serious face then realises the joke): Cute Sam

Puppyslove Where was this one from? I know I remember it, just can't place it. DEAN: "You're not going to kill me, are you?" SAM: "No." DEAN: "Good. 'Cause that would be awkward..." Thanks! Dean: So you found some beetles. In a whole in the ground. That's shocking, Sam. :-)

energizerbunny DEAN: "You're not going to kill me, are you?" SAM: "No." DEAN: "Good. 'Cause that would be awkward..." hmmm what episode is that from?

Chaann94 SAM: *talking 'bout all kinds of fairytales* DEAN: ...Dude, could you be more gay? DEAN: Dude, no way I'm kissing the damn frog!

karlyluvsam ( um the eps were Dean Says ur not going to kill me right - then Sam says no - then Dean say good cause that would be awkward is 1x10 the asylum ) Anyway my favorit Quots Sam - ur bossy Dean - wat Sam - ur bossy an shot Dean - r u drunk Sam - yeah so stupid Sam - i know this has to be so hard colige kid - um not so much Sam - but i wont u to know im here for u > season2 u brave little soilder i awknolge ur pain ( Sam gives the kid a big hug ) - ur 2 preshous for this world Sam - Its Tusday Dean - yeah Sam -and yesterday was tuseday 2 !!! > season3 that guy walks around in fuffy bunny ofit > season 3 ( then i wake up an its Tueday ) > season 3 D: - sad puppy its wed -day > season 3 < i lost my shoe > sad puppy > season 3 ( i dont know shot it burn it both ) > season4 Dean - there r Samgirls n Deangirls - an wats a / fan Sam- as in Sam/ Dean together Dean - as in together , together Sam - yeah Dean - they know that were brothers right > season 4 Sam - dosent seem to matter Dean - well thats just sick Sam - Um please stop tuching me Becky - feeling on Sam -no

Harrypotter148 Dean Don't Forget the Pie! Sam~ Dude when do i ever forget the pie? (Dean nods) (later...) (Dean looks in the bag) Dean~ Dude, wheres the pie! I know that was said but! ~~~~~~~` Sam: Burning the painting didn't get rid of it. Dean: Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious! ~~~~~ (About Bela) Dean: Can I shoot her? Sam: Not in public. ~~~~ Dean : What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with "Shut up, Sam"? ~~~~ Dean: Man, you're a lying bastard! I thought you said we were going to see a doctor. Sam: I believe I said specialist. Look, Dean, this guy is supposed to be the real deal. Dean: I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent! ~~~~~ Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass. Sam: I don't think that's funny. Dean: Oh come on, it's a little funny. ~~~ Dean: (Reading from trophy) 1995. Sam: No way. That's my Division Championship soccer trophy. I can't believe he kept this. Dean: Probably the closest you ever got to being a boy. ~~~ Sam:Hey, check that out. Dean: Yeah? It's close to Halloween. Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses? Dean: Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that ~~~~~ Dean: (to Ruby) You wanna kill me, get in the line b*tch! ~~~ Dean: Dude, you were making some serious happy noises. Who are you dreaming about? Angelina Jolie? Sam: No... Dean: Brad Pitt? Sam: No. No! ~~ Dean: Where's our father, Meg? Meg: You didn't ask very nicely. Dean: Where's our father, b*tch! Meg: Do you kiss you mother with that mouth? Oh, I forget - You don't! Thats all i got

blondieishere Thank you so much for all the great quotes. FBI Agent Henricksen: You think you're funny? Dean: I think I'm adorable.

maskedknight666 (Castiel flys out a window and smashes sams new car) Sam: My car... Dean: Ok silver lineing :) Sam: Dean, you just punched a Cupid! Dean: I punched a dick! Sam: you just butterfly effected everything! Dean: dude rule one, no Kutcher references. dean: they put makeup on us, the bastards. sam: its because we had no other choice Dean: dont look at the camera sam: what? dean; look anywhere but the camera. (sam looks up) sam: its becasue we had no other choice!

meganackles Dean: Pudding