zannie made one, and Sam made one. And finally I’ve came up with something. I hope te like it. Someone’s POV
I woke up. In the middle of a forest. One high heel missing, and the other broken. Missing the button up poofy camicia I wore yesterday, my shorts ripped up and a migraine. I yawned and tasted something weird in my mouth sat up and successivo to me was 2 empty bottles of Whiskey. I schiaffo, smack my lips. That’s the taste in my mouth? I look around and in a cespuglio, bush I see my phone and my purse.
“What?” I get up and try to walk over to get it but trip due to my broken heel. I take the shoe off and continue walking a little dizzy and grab my phone. Behind the cespuglio, bush I see Riven yawning as well with his hair in 2 pigtails and wearing red lipstick smeared on his face. He too has a empty bottle of whiskey that rolls off his stomach as he sits up.
“What are te doing here?” He asked looking at me.
“To be honest I have no idea.”
I turn my phone on and there was a recorded video on. Me him and a couple other people are in the thumbnail.
It started off with some very shaky footage at a bar. A bar on the opposite far end of Magix called Full Moon.
“Can te film me?” I see myself asking someone while handing them my phone. The person says, “Hyyea.” What was I doing over there?
I wonder. I snap out of my thought when I hear a loud scream. The camera person turns and it was me who had screamed. I was holding cup of birra and dancing. In the background I see Riven sitting at the counter with taking a shot.
“Okay okay, is it rolling?” I ask the person.
“Yea.” He puts it on me.
“Okay. I am SpongeBob SquarePants and I think that I am totally fun. I is the funnest person ever. Because te see this?” I ask while holding a bottle of corona to the camera.
“Watch.” I started chugging the whole bottle and was finished in seconds. Then I slammed it on the ground.
“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” I scream at the superiore, in alto of my lungs.
My jaw to drop. How am I not dead of alcohol poisoning?
The video clip ends.
“What the hell were te thinking?” Riven asks me.
“Nothing. Because I was drunk as fuck.” I respond.
But now I remember. I was mad at Stella. She detto I was just as dull and boring as Ms.Griselda. I told her I wasn’t and was going to prove it. And this was was my way of proving it apparently. da being intoxicated.
“Dear lord.” I say while rubbing my face.”
Riven took my phone and went back looked through my video and saw another one and started playing it.
“It gets worse…” He says.
I look over at him then at the screen.
I hear a song in the background. But that does not matter, what does matter is that I am on the counter dancing. Me and someone else, I look close and it’s Riven. We are both on the counter dancing. With a third of the bar yelling at us to get down and the other two-thirds cheering us on. One person tries to pull me off the bar. But I push them with my foot and pour the remains of my drink all over them. The manager comes out and threatens to call the police if we don’t get own. And I do. Well at least I didn’t get arrested.
I slam the glass on the floor and grab my phone from the person that was recording hand it to Riven. He films he as I run out but da Ramming through the door.
The clip ends.
I facepalm myself
“Next video!” He says while clicking the play button.
This video is of Riven in a car. It must be a Taxi because neither of us own a car. I must be filming.
“How do te feel Riven?” I ask him in the video.
“I feel feel I feel Great, I feel like fucking Harry Styles right now.” He responds. obviously drunk.
And as if on cue a song comes on.
“Oh dis is my song!” He yells.
“Turn it up driver.” He shakes his head and does it hesitantly.
He starts Canto to the song. “Oh I just wanna take te anywhere that te like
We can go out any giorno any night
Baby I'll take te there, take te there
Baby I'll take te there, yeah
Oh tell me tell me tell me how to turn your Amore on
te can get, get anything that te want
Baby just shout it out, shout it out
Baby just shout it out, yeah
At this point he’s Canto the whole song. Riven is Canto baciare te da OneDirection.
“I don’t know what’s funnier, your Canto voice o the fact that te know the lyrics to this song.” I laugh.
“Shut up. At least I didn’t ram a door after being kicked out of a bar.”
The song ends and we clap. The Cab stops and we reach our destination. We pay the guys and start to run inside the building.
“You’re filming this I say while handing him the phone.”
We soon end up in a room with ink, needles and other weird things.
“What?” I ask myself.
“Okay Ms.Cedilla. What would te like?” A man asks while sitting on a rolly chair.
I run out of no where and jump on a bed. Like one at a doctors office. I unbutton my camicia and throw it somewhere.
“I want the Batman logo right here I say while pointing on the left side of my stomach area.” Huh?
I wonder what I’m talking about.
He pulls out a machine with a needle on it. I lie down on the bed. He does some prepping and I look down on my stomach.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!” I yell at the superiore, in alto of my lungs.
I’m in awe, completely ignoring the video and staring at the Batman logo on the left side of my stomach. I’m practically hyperventilating at this point. Riven’s laughing at me.
“There’s no going back.” He manages to say through his laughs.
I glare at him then I punch, punzone his arm as hard as I can.
“This is not funny!” I yell.
“I’m sorry Batman please don’t Batarang me!” He laughs. I stare him down while I swipe to the successivo video.
Thumbnail doesn’t look to bad. It looks like we’re walking on a road. And it turns out we are. We’re apparently listening to We can’t stop da Miley Cyrus. Okay, not bad. But then we start Canto along. Great
We meet up with some random dude and he ends up filming. He sounded about as drunk as me.
“Ohohoh, Riv look, a stop sign!” I yell. The director points the phone to mostra a stop sign.
“Ugh how dare this red and white ottagono tell us what to do!!” He yells.
“I will not stand for it!” I suddenly yell while stomping my foot hard on the ground.
We both drunkenly run over to the stop sign and start doing the unspeakable. We started, to twerk on the sign. I feel bad for it now. I stop the video and start playing a random song. I use my magic to summon two bottles of birra and a can opener. I had open one and hand it to Riven.
“Riven..?” I say while opening my bottle.
“Let’s promise to never speak of this again.” I say.
“I couldn’t agree più he said.” Then we clinked our bottles and drinked ‘til they were hollow.
Poor guy :'(