Zoey: Scott is a real hero! I luv him sooo much!
Dawn: Ora Schmora, lets go tip a cow.
Dakota: The radiation in a cellular phone is too damaging to the human brain when made with contact to the ear.
Jo: te know that hot guy, I like, swear he like, winked at me, like EEEEEEE!
Staci: What's a family?
Anne Maria: I'm not Snooki... who's Snooki?
Scott: B is a real sweet guy, man I just wanna hug him!
Cameron: Yo dawg! Sup my homies!
Mike: Zoey should go back to the streets where she belongs.
Sam: Legolas from The Lord of the Rings is a fag.
Lightning: I. (He usually says Lightning)
Brick: Let's go put a pin on the principal's chair!
B: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!