Chris: And we are here for ...

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND GOES TO BRITAIN!

*private jet lands*

Chris: And our first gal ... Lauren!

Lauren: *walks out* Yay!!! Ima home!
Candace: *walks out* rrr your such an annoying sis Lauren!
Lauren: ^.^

*a falling-apart plane lands*

*plane hits ground*

*everyone walks out of plane*

Megan: Ow! home hurts!
Justin: Just what i thought. Lauren lives in a crappy unknown town of retarded people. It's so good i'm here to, te know, make the town più sexy with my good looks. *smiles*
Lauren: *Hits Justin round the head several times* Dont *hits* Say *hits* That *hits* About *hits* My *hits* home *hits* TOWN! *smacks three times*
Justin: *falls*

*Another plane arrives*

Chris: Oh yeah ... Duncan got his own plane. Who had something to do with THAT ... *looks at Lauren*
Lauren: *waves* hi :D
Duncan: *gets out of the plane* Wow! England sure looks great! *hugs Lauren* I missed you!
Lauren: awww i missed te too!
Megan & Sofie: HI DUNCAN!!! *fangirl scream*
Duncan: ciao ...
Lauren: Thats Megan, and thats Sofie. They are mega fangirls.
Sofie: 8D
Chris: Anyway ... who is this?
Domo: DOMO
Alex: *kisses Bridgette* I Amore you!
Bridgette: I Amore te too!
Domo: DOMO

*Confessional*

Amber: AHHH! To ... Much ... Love!
Ashley: Where in hell is Harold!? I feel so ... love less.

*End Confessional*

Dawn: ciao Noah! *shyly waves*
Noah: Oh! ciao Dawn! *kisses on cheek* so whats been ... going on?
Dawn: haha i've been with te all this time, silly! I mean ...ur
Noah: Don't worry dawn, i KNOW te a tough girl. *grins*
Dawn: *blushes*
Andrea: CODY :D
Cody: Hey!
Andrea: *kisses Cody* I Amore te ♥
Cody: Me too ♥

*Confessional*

Ashley: Still can't find Harold ... *hums*
Amber: Is Amore something, I dunno … I WILL FIND!

*End Confessional*

Chris: OKAY! ENOUGH WITH THE LOVE!
Sumer: Aww ... is that because te don't have a Amore life Chrissy *kisses Trent*
Jared: Okay Chris ... what lamo challenge do te have for us?
Chris: No challenge ... just good news!
*everyone gasps*
Chris: Okay! Just shut up!
Sofie: Tell, tell, tell, tell, tell!
Heather: ZIP! As te were Chris …
Chris: *clears throat* Thank te Heather. te all get your own … APARTMENT! *under breath to Lauren* your sisters’ paying for it … right?
Lauren: *nods*
Candace: And also … a welcome back party for me and Lauren!

*silence*

Lauren: But te all get to come …

*cheer*

End of episode 1 part 1 ^_^

Just so te know, the returning campers are:

Bridgette
Courtney
Heather
Duncan
Tyler
Noah
Cody
Bunny
Trent
Harold
Geoff
Lindsay
Justin Q_Q
Gwen

And the NEW campers are:

Domo
Jared
Sumer
Andrea
Dawn
Megan
Sofie
Alex
Ashley
Aydan
Amber

AND

Me :D

Chef Narrating: Well that was part one. Will I be their chef? Is Chris joking about the rooms? *girly giggle* And will Ashley find Harold in Part 2? Look out for the successivo ep on fanpop people.