Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv mostra yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this mostra is graced da the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: te have 10 minuti to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan te ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the superiore, in alto rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all te people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to punch, punzone terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See te successivo time
Edge: YEAH!!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this mostra is graced da the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: te have 10 minuti to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan te ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the superiore, in alto rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all te people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to punch, punzone terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See te successivo time
Edge: YEAH!!
