ANDY: welcome to total drama cruise line, i am ur hottest hots EVER andy mclain... yes im chris is my uncle, enywho sinse im reacher than all of u guy's i have the liberty to buy my own cruise line but sinse i sometimes i get soo lonley and my uncle detto i can make people's life miserble so ill use this as an adventige.
so give a worm welcome to RAY.
RAY: hi andy im soo glad to be here!
ANDY: yeah not caring!
ANDY: and now here's the to brothers lucas!!!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: sup
RAY: ummm.. yeah.. hi!!!
lucas the hot guy is looking at himself in the mirror.
LUCAS: ahhh ur an emberesmint!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: what? i have to look good for the lady's. and he winks at RAY.
ANDY: right!!!!!!!!!! well lets get moving on shal we. and here's brittaney.
BRITTANEY: hello, people!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: well hello there!
BRITTANEY: (SLAPS HIM) do te hit on every girl?
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: ouch, yeah preatty much!
brittaney slaps him again.
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: why u did that again?
BRITTANEY: just for fun. >:)
ANDY: people,people, please stop slaping echother... if ur gonna do it, do it right. and i slap Lucas the hot guy.
LUCAS: jajajaja moron!!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: ahhh come back here.
RAY: andy arent te gonna do something about it?
ANDY: was i soposed to do something?... fine cheff!!!
CHEFF: ok brake it up te too! before i make u shoke down my alive cacaroche's.
both: ok, ok, just stop the madness!!!
ANDY: awwww i wanted to see who wins!!!!!!!!!!!!
STORM: ummmm hello?!?!
ANDY: (squeek ahhhhh) oh its jusst u... everibody storm.
STORM: yeah whatever!
ANDY: im soo glad ur here,( then i stick out a beeper) butt just to make shure!(the beeper starts to bep) please take ur wepons off.
STORM: y chould i?
ANDY: cause if u dont, ill kick u off the show.
STORM: soo i dont need u o this show!!!
ANDY: are u shure u dont even wnna stay for a trillion dollars?!?!
ANDY: how about this. u get to keep one wepon.
ANDY: but not to deadly!
STORM: ok ur the boss
ANDY: moving on! heres chantelle
CHANTELLE: hi people!!!
ANDY: te look soo femiliar!!!!!!!!
CHANTELLE: yeah i was in the animal shealter taking care of ur squalo that was eating the life of wanna ur cheff's.
ANDY: ohh yeah!!!. man i Amore that shark!x)
CHANTELLE: 0.0 awww poor cheff! maybe
ANDY: and here wee have zoey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOEY: yay im here( she runs to hug)
andy opens her arms to recive the hug.
ZOEY: ohh its been soo long and ive missed u lucas.( starts making out like crazy)
LUCAS: awww missed u to babe.
ANDY: yeah, its good to have a hug once in a wile.
and one più thing no poblic affections.... atleast untill i find one...
ZOEY: awwwwwww that's not fair.
LUCAS: its ok, i have plans! ;)
ANDY: oh there u are buster.
BUSTER: hey.... nice boobies. i mean ahh nice shirt, and did u do something to ur hair it looks great.
ANDY: baciare up to the boss... i like that and nice save!!!!!!!!
ANDY: ok and here we have a hot female! lexxi!!! she not as hot as me!
LEXXI: thanx... i gess!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: well helloooooooo beautifull!
LEXXI:(gigles) um hi.
ANDY: people i detto it once and ill say it again.
NO PUBLIC AFECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right moving on.
JARED: (OH GREAT IM SOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE)
ANDY: i know u are. ciao how u get here. i htought i told u back then that u where noy allowd here for serton resons.
JARED: I HAVE MY WAYS... HE LOOKS WITH AN EVIL SMILE***
ANDYY: riiight!?!? soo?!?!!
BREEZE: ciao im soo sicked to be here with all of u guys!!!!!
JARED: oh really whats so great about being here?
BREEZE: o.0 whats ur problem?
JARED: problem, i dont have a problem... maybe im just sick off this place!!!
ANDY: then y dont u go back!
JARED: AND miss a giorno with the laydies yeah right!!!
LISA: hi everyone im soooo happy!!!* she comes and hugs everyone.* OH h..hi... jared!
JARED: OH UM HI.
LISA: *giglles* um... soo u come here often!?
JARED: i just came like 12 minuti ago!.
LISA:* blushes *
ANDY: oh and people this is buddy!
BUDDY: umm hey! awww cool man ur here.
BUSTER: yeah im glad to see u here!
BUDDY: and ciao storm!
STORM: ciao long time no see!!!!
ANDY: awww look where all body bodys here now* i grab a bowlhorn* sposta ALON PEOPLE I HAVENT GOT ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANDY: AH AH AH restreinging order!
STORM: ur just luky!
ANDY: and now here karen!
KAREN: HI!!! hope we can all become Friends here!!!
ANDY: and now here comes a friend of mine! kayleigh.
KAYLEIGH: oh hi andy, its been soo long. omg and bree and lexxi are here to!!!
all of them together: yay!!! lol... what where crazy!!!
ANDY: ofcourse u are...
ANDY: now everybody here rikki and romona.
RAMONA: ciao people!
RIKKI: ciao did u get my delema?
ANDY: yep, dont worry no one will know about u ok!!
RIKKI: THANX A LOT :)
andy: no prob. and heres tania.
TANIA: HELLO! boys and girls.* she winks at them..*
ANDY: OOOKKKK O.o
WREN: hello boys...
ANDY: no flurtting >:(
ANDY: and last butt not least sarah
ANDY: oh and here comes the people from my uncles seson... courtney, duncan,gwen, bridgette,alejandro,noah,cody,sierra,heather, izzy,leshawna, lindsay, tren, geoff, owen and dj.
wow thats a mouth full. soo and if u think thats enough we will be having a gest stella, star here on the show, wich heel be pemperd and eat, sleep and do everithing better then u guys like such as myself. GERARD WAY...
ALL: OMG IS GERARD WAY YAY,THEY ALL GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!1
ANDY: back, back u saveges. * i poke u guys with a stik*... THIS IS FUN.
GERARD WAY: U!!!
BOTH: U ha rubato, stola MY GIRL!!!
GERARD WAY: correction i ha rubato, stola all of ur girls.
DUNCAN: oh yeah u may be a gest of honor but stay away from me o else.
COURNTEY: C'MON DUNCAN
DUNCAN: let me at him, let me at him.
GERARD WAY: LUKY UR GIRLFRIEND WAS HERE TO SAVE U.
ANDY: i Amore a good fight!!!
ZOEY: soo we cant have poblic affections but we can have a fight!!!
ANDY: YEP OREATTY MUCH!!!
WELL EVERYONE ATTENTION GET IN THE BOTE o STAY AND SOFFER!!!.
THEY ALL GET ON THE BOTE!!!
ANDY: ok well my passangers are eating and stay toon to see where they eat, where they sleep and who willget voted off on the new chalenge stay toon on TDCL...