It Was Another Sunny giorno At Camp Wawanawka And Bridgette Was Getting Tired Of Listening To Her History Lesson.
Leshawna:The French Revolution Begab In May 1789 With The Convocation Of The Estates-General. King Louis XVI Was Executed In 1793 And Marie Antoinette....Bridgette!
Bridgette:I'm Listening.
Leshawna:And Marie Antoinette Gave A Speech That Would Rewrite European History Forever Buy Saying "Let Them Eat Cake!". She Would Be Executed In......Bridgette!
Bridgette:Hehe. Oh.
Leshawna:Will te Pay Attention To Your History Lesson?
Bridgette:I'm Sorry Leshawna, But How Can I Pay Attention To A Book With No Pictures In It?
Leshawna:My Dear Child, There Are A Great Many libri In This World Without Pictures.
Bridgette:In This World Perhaps. But In My World libri Would Be Nothing But Pictures.
Leshawna:Your World? Ha, What Nonsense. From The Beginning.
Bridgette:That's It Dinah. If I Had A World Of My Own, Everything Would Be Nonsense. Nothing Would Be What It Is Because Everything Would Be What It Isn't. And Contrarywise What It Would Be It Wouldn't And What It Wouldn't Be It Would. te See?
Dinah:Meow!
Bridgette:In My World te Wouldn't Say Meow. You'd Say "Yes, Miss Bridgette".
Dinah:Meow!
Bridgette:Oh, But te Would. And te Would Be Just Like People Dinah. Why In My World......
Gatti And Rabbits
Would Reside In Fancy Little Houses
And Be Dressed In Shoes And Hats And Trousers
In A World Of My Own
All The Flowers
Would Have Very Extra Special Powers
They Would Sit And Talk To Me For Hours
When I'm Lonely In A World Of My Own
There'd Be New Birds, Lots Of Nice And Friendly Howdy-Do Birds. Everyone Would Have A Dozen Bluebirds
Within That World Of My Own, I Could Listen To A Babbling Brook And Hear A Song That I Could Understand
I Keep Wishing It Could Be That Way
Because My World Would Be A Wonderland.
(Harold The White Rabbit Walks By)
Dinah:Meow. Meow. Meow.
Bridgette:Oh Dinah, It's Just A Rabbit With A Waist cappotto And A Watch.
Harold:Oh My pelliccia And Whiskers. I'm Late, I'm Late, I'm Late.
Bridgette:Now This Is Curious! What Could A Rabbit Possibly Be Late For? Please, Sir!
Harold:I'm Late, I'm Late, For A Very Important Date. No Time To Say Hello Good-Bye. I'm Late, I'm Late, I'm Late.
Bridgette:It Must Be Awfully Important, Like A Party o Something. Mr. Rabbit, Wait!
Harold:No, No, No, No, No, I'm Overdue. I'm Really In A Stew. No Time To Say Good-bye, Hello. I'm Late, I'm Late, I'm Late.
(Bridgette Looks At The Dark Hole)
Bridgette:My, What A Peculiar Place To Have A Party.
Dinah:Meow!
Bridgette:You Know, Dinah. We Really Shouldn't Be Doing This. After All, We Haven't Been Invited! And Curiousity Often Leads To Troubl-l-e-e-e! Goodbye Dinah, Goodbye!
(Bridgette's Dress Puffs Up Like A Parachute)
Bridgette:Well, After This I Shall Think Nothing Of Fa-. Of Falling Downstairs.
(Bridgette Keeps Falling And Reads A Book, Sits On The Chair And Chair Pushes Her Out)
Bridgette:Oh, Goodness! What If I Should Fall Right Through The Center Of The Earrrth? Oh, And Come Out The Other Side, Where People Walk Upside Down. Oh, But That's Silly, Nobody.
(The Fall Ends)
Bridgette:Oh! Oh, Ha Ha. Oh, Mr. Rabbit! Wait! Please!
Part 2 Will Be Written Shortly.