Tdi Girls Balderized.(iÞm not good in english

Chris: Welcome! To TDVN! Here comes the first group!

Ezekiel!

Ezekiel: Like Hey!

Noah!

Noah: Whatever.

Justin!

Justin: ciao Chris.

Katie!

Katie: It's awesome to be back!

Tyler!

Tyler: One million dollars here I come!

Cody!

Cody: ciao Chris!

Beth!

Beth: Hey!

Sadie

Sadie: OMG Wawanakwa!

Courtney!

Courtney: Did te really have to introduce us in elimantion order from season 1.

Harold!

Harold: I'm going to win this time.

Eva!

Eva: Stay out of my way!

Trent!

Trent: ciao man.

Bridgette!

Bridgette: ciao it's great to be back!

Lindsay!

Lindsay: Hi Chris!

DJ!

DJ: ciao mas.

Izzy!

Izzy: It's so great to be back!

Geoff!

Geoff: Gonna win some...

Chef: In this brand new and totally dramatic season, I, Chef, would be our mostra host
Chris: Hey! How could you?
Chef: No worries. te are now the co-host.
Chris: What?!
Chef: Yep. I’m giving my cooking stuff to you. You’re now the Chef Chris. Call me Hatchet. Yes, accetta, ascia di guerra everyone.
This season, 20 contestants will be battling together in this (haunted) island. Welcome to a brand new season of... TOTAL…DRAMA….ANIME!
*Theme Song*

*Out comes everyone from the tram*
Chef: Here is…umm that’s your turn to come out Jenny. *Jenny is surprised and walks out of tram* Here is Jenny *waves* Mia *blows...

Chris: Welcome back to total drama pokemon! This is the secondo episode of the exciting series!

Noah: te call this exciting? I rather watch my dog sleep.

Chris: Shut it! And why are te up so early noah? Its 5:30 am.

Noah: I never sleep. *makes :3 face*

Chris: Um... *blinks* I'm gonna wake up the contestants.... *screams REALLY loud* WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

*everybody sighs and gets out of letto and goes to chris*

Jake: What do te want now Mclean?

Chris: Your secondo challange is right now!

Sarah: But we're still wearing our PJ's!

Chris: Fine, everybody gets 5 minuti to change!

Jared: 5 MINUTES!

Chris:...

Jared: Okay Chris that is so not fair! te get to be a awesome pokemon!

Chris: Fine fine! Drink this and it will turn te into another pokemon! *hands another water bottle to Jared* Make sure to drink it all!

Jared: okay *drinks the whole watter bottle*

Karen: Wow te can drink that water fast!

Jared: Shut up Dragon butt! *turns into a bunnary* YAY!

Dawn: Aww your such a cute bunny!

Jared: And te are a cute Penguin. *grins*

Duncan: *Howls* I could beat the crap out of both of you!

Chris: Duncan, if te even try te will be instatly eleminated!

Duncan: Whatever! Whats our first challange?

Chris: our...

chris:last time on TOTAL DRAMA HOUSE!We got to see 11 old contestants,and 9 new ones!the teams were made and a scavenger hunt was assigned to the teams.One that never happened!The screaming guests were the first to realize that,and won.It was Courtney who was sent home because she made the killer house keepers lose the challenge.19 contestants left.Who will win?Who will loose?Find out on TOTAL DRAMA HOUSE!
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chris:ok,contestants.Today's challenge is going to be a fun one.Redecorating!Each team gets 30 minuti to redecorate a room.The screaming...

I turned my head to the side just as the guy who was driving my little-big yacht called, “Ahoy! C’mon, my little Kiseki! We’re here!”
At the same time, a foghorn sounded. My cuore pounded with anticipation as I awaited my debut at the island. Total Drama Island. The place I’d look up to; my home for the successivo eight weeks.
From where I was, probably far enough so that I could just see 22 figures standing da the dock. As far as they knew, I never existed. Well, they probably all knew I existed, ‘cuz te know, my dad works for the federal government, and my mom was an actress in Hollywood,...