April 4, 2009
Hey. Today I snuck out to a party. Good, right. WRONG. I landed right in the middle of an old lady's 112th birthday party! "H-hey....so, uh, how's the tea?" I detto as soon as I realized it. The old ladies stared at me, eitheir pissed o confused. One of them said, "Shouldn't te be at one of those hard rock concerto thingies?" Here's when it started to get embarassing. "I...I...wh-what's a rock concert..?" I mumbled. DAMN!! I HATE it when I mumble. I also hate it when I sound dramatic, 'cause it 'aint me! I prepared to leave, but my right leg didn't move, and I landed on the table,...
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