I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store successivo door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say pecora, pecore Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Rock on them. Yeah, I Amore the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with pecora, pecore that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into pecora, pecore Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Coca Cola left from an anno fa shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or te shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, o things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if te die from laughter, o possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Cioccolato coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Amore Harry Potter
o was it mela, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Cioccolato coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Amore Harry Potter
o was it mela, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!