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posted by Brown_x_Eyes
Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!

Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!

Bella: About that…

Edward: What?

Bella: Nothing.

Edward: Let’s go to my place.

Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…

Edward: Hell no! te think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL mostra te WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-

Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has più practice.

Edward: Let’s go inside!

Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated da only 8 people! WOO!

Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…

Esme: I baked te this wonderful cake! Since te are the only edible thing for the seven of us, you’ll just have to eat this yourself! And then we get to watch te grow as fat as Jessica! Isn’t that super? –Twitches-

Bella: …

Alice: Er… present time!

Bella: Thanks for the box of nothing, I deserve it. –Sobs-

Alice: God, you’ve never been so bipolar. IT’S A STEREO! CAN’T te TAKE A JOKE?! –Foams from mouth-

Bella: That was awkward.

Jasper: Cut the pain away!

Edward: What the hell Jasper?

Jasper: It helps me, even though no blade could even mark my skin. Rosalie’s fingernails sure are strong…

Cullens: …

Jasper: But seriously, Bella, cut the pain away. If te do it while I’m around, I’ll have the perfect excuse to jump you.

Bella: Being the non-selfish person I am, I’ll try that. Give me the successivo present.

Esme: home DEPOT!

Bella: Okay then… -gets paper cut-

Jasper: Can I eat te now?

Bella: Edward?

Edward: Nah. Not yet. Give me that piece of glass over there, please?

Bella: -Hands Edward glass-

Edward: Thanks. –Draws line with glass from elbow to hand on Bella-

Bella: What the hell, Edward!

Edward: Just taking Jasper’s advice…

Jasper: No one understands me! -Sobs in corner-

-The successivo day-

Edward: Go into the forest while I forge your signature.

Bella: …

Edward: Do it before I rape you!

Bella: te already used that one on me in the last parody.

Edward: Fine. Uh… before I bring Jasper over to get all emo on you?

Bella: A little better. Work harder on your threats, though.

Edward: Go before I bring Oprah into this!

Bella: Aw, that was weak. I’m going, though.

-In the forest-

Edward: Bella, I’m leaving you.

Bella: No! Who will save me from my abusive father?

Edward: Paris Hilton. They don’t just teach te how to get off crack in rehab.

Bella: She doesn’t look like a Paris to me. I think her name should be Samantha.

Edward: Back to the point…

Bella: Which was?

Edward: I’m leaving.

Bella: Why?

Edward: You’ll find out later in the book.

Bella: …

Edward: Bye!

Bella: NOOOO!! -Has mental and emotional breakdown-

-4 months later-

Bella: Oooh, motorcycles. It’s like the hot wheels version of a bike. I’ll just go take them since they look più like computer chairs with headlights right now. –drives to Jacob’s-

Bella: Fix these bikes and I’ll pretend to like you.

Jacob: I’m hopeless, have no future, and am to stupid to recognize my family history, let’s go!

-In garage-

Jacob: te can sit in this piece of crap I call a car.

Bella: I feel special.

-At motorcycle riding place-

Bella: I hear Edward’s voice in my head.

Jacob: That doesn’t make te crazy at all!

Bella: He talks to me when I do dangerous things.

Jacob: Nope, no therapy needed…

Bella: I’m just… gonna go now…

Jacob: -Just stands there, talking to no one- nope, of course not! Hearing voices in your head? Definitely not insane! Completely normal!

No one: My parents really hate me to give me this name.

Jacob: At least your name isn’t ‘anybody.’ (A/N te would have to read my story ‘aim with the Cullens’ to really get this)

No one: I still think no one is worse.

Jacob: Screw you; we’re supposed to be talking about MY problems here!

No one: I thought we were talking about Bella’s.

Jacob: -Throws No one over a cliff- Back to my rambling…

-The successivo day-

Bella: ciao Jacob, a guy asked me out on a sort-of group data and I don’t want to be alone even though there will be like 10 other people there. Wanna go with me?

Jacob: I have no social life of my own. Sure, why not?

-Movies at Port Angeles-

Mike: I feel sick.

Jacob: Shut up! Can’t te see I’m not watching the movie?!

Mike: -Runs to bathroom-

Jacob: Hahaha. GAY!

Bella: God, Jacob, you’re such a hypocrite about you’re orientation.

Jacob: True dat. Watching Mike pour his insides into the toilet through his mouth actually kind of turns me on.

Bella: …

Jacob: Let’s go home.

-At Bella’s house-

Jacob: I feel odd.

Bella: te look odd.

Jacob: That was a really gay comeback.

Bella: Shut up, asshole!

Jacob: I’m going home before I explode into an oversized dog. Bye!

-The successivo day-

Bella: -Calls Jacob-

Billy: ciao Bella.

Bella: Where the hell is Jacob?

Billy: God, Bella. Don’t go all bipolar on me. He uh… can’t talk right now.

Bella: Why does everyone keep telling me I’m bipolar?! And why can’t he?

Billy: Because he just turned into a mythical creature and will probably kill te if he see’s you.

Bella: …

Billy: I mean… just kidding?

Bella: Is Jacob a vampire?

Billy: …No! –Hangs up-

-One mese later-

Bella: Jacob, I’m just going to stalk te until te talk to me!

Jacob: We’re not Friends anymore, so fuck off!

-Later that night-

Jacob: Open the damn window!

Bella: Stalker…

Jacob: There’s a reason we can’t be friends.

Bella: Which is?

Jacob: -Dramatic pause- I’m a werewolf!

Bella: Oh no!

Mike: Oh no!

Charlie: Oh no!

-Koolaid man bursts through wall-

Koolaid man: OH YEAH!

Everyone: …

Koolaid man: -Backs out of wall- (A/n I was watching Family Guy last night and I couldn’t resist putting that up there)

Bella: Could you, like, NOT eat people?

Jacob: What the hell Bella?! Do te think I’m a cannibal?!

Bella: Yes.

Jacob: …

Bella: I regret nothing.

-Valentines Day-

Jacob: I got te a box of caramelle hearts because I pity that te don’t have anyone to care for you.

Bella: These hearts taste like the chalk te use to draw on the sidewalk.

Jacob: I’m a REALLY good at sculpting things.

Bella: So I’m eating…

Jacob: Yes, Bella. te are eating cuore shaped chalk.

Bella: I want more!

-The successivo day-

Bella: I’m gonna go cliff diving to hear Edward’s voice!

Guy in passing car: Don’t jump! It’s not worth it! (A/N that actually happened to me once, me and my Friends were on this bridge and my friend was looking over the edge and a guy passed da in a car and detto “don’t jump!” anyways, back to the story)

Bella: -Shrugs- This’ll probably kill me, here goes nothing! -Jumps-

Edward’s voice: Swim like you’re immortal!

Bella: -Passes out-

-At Jacob’s house-

Jacob: Harry Clearwater died.

Bella: Finally…

-At Bella’s house-

Jacob: Vampire!

Bella: Woo!

Jacob: Oh, HELL no! I’ve picked up your pieces and you’re just going to go right back to them?

Bella: Yeah…

Jacob: Just makin’ sure. See ya Bells!

Bella: -walks inside-

Alice: Bella?

Bella: Alice!

Alice: Bella!

Mike: Mike!

Bella: How are te still lonely?! Go find Jessica o something! Can’t te see we were having a moment?

Mike: Jessica still looks like a pregnant Chris Crocker.

Alice: …

Mike: -Sulks- Fine. o maybe I’ll just go hang out with Anybody… (A/N Again, read AIM story to understand)

Alice: Why are te still alive?

Bella: Why are you?! te were supposed to die like 80 years ago!

Alice: Ouch… that was cold, Bella.

Bella: I regret nothing!

Alice: Well, anyways, Edward’s about to die and we have to go save him.

Bella: Cool, where are we going?

Alice: Italy.

Bella: Sweet, road trip!

-In Italy-

Alice: Run, fat boy, run!

Bella: -trips, hyperventilates, sweats-

Edward: I’m in hell! It owns.

Bella: Not yet. te will be soon, though, I’m sure of it.

Edward: Nice to see te too.

Felix: Die, die, die!

Bella: um… ahh??

Felix: Be afraid, be VERY afraid…

Edward: caramelle Mountain, here we come!

-In vampire city… thing…-

Aro: ciao girl!

Bella: Edward, te never told me Aro was gay.

Edward: There are a lot of things I didn’t tell you.

Aro: So, Edward, Who’s the lucky lady? -Winks-

Edward: I don’t feel comfortable about this…

Bella: I’m Bella.

Aro: Nice to meet you, Bella. I have to say, I’m jealous. No one could ever live up to someone as godly as him.

Bella: Finally, someone I can relate to!

Edward: Okay, ew. Are te gonna kill us o not?

Aro: That depends.

Edward: On?

Aro: On.

Edward: On…

Aro: On!

Edward: Dammit, Aro! Are te going to slaughter us o what?!

Aro: That depends…

Edward: Go on with it.

Aro: On if you’ll bite her.

Edward: Hell no! An eternity with… her?! -Shudders-

Aro: If te don’t I’ll kill you’re family.

Edward: One giorno I’ll do it… eventually…

Aro: Fabulous. Oh, And Edward? Come back any time te want. –winks and giggles-

Edward: Um… no. –Picks up Bella like a football and runs-

-At Bella’s house-

Bella: Don’t leave me again! I still Amore you!

Edward: And te still smell good!

Bella: I never want te to leave again!

Edward: Never say never, Bella!

Bella: What are you, Barney? And te just detto it twice…

Edward: Well piss off! I didn’t want you, anyway!

Bella: You’ll stay though, right?

Edward: I guess. I mean, I have no where else to live.

Bella: Score!

Edward: Don’t push it.

Bella: So are te really gonna change me?

Edward: Probably not.

Bella: Screw you. I’ll ask the others.

-At Cullen House-

Bella: Want me to become a vampire?

Rosalie: I’d kill myself before that happened.

Bella: It’s not even possible for te to kill yourself...

Rosalie: Shut up, bitch!

Bella: What are everyone else’s opinions on this?

Emmett: Dah… four? -Drools-

Esme: home DEPOT!

Bella: Anymore fanfiction stereotypical answers?

Alice: SHOOPPING!

Jasper: Emo! EEEEMOOOO!! Cut the pain away! -runs to corner and cries while cutting wrists-

Bella: What about Carlisle?

Carlisle: I don’t really have a stereotype.

Bella: Oh.

Carlisle: So are we changing you?

Edward: No! We didn’t even get any real answers!

Bella: I know. But we are going to do what I want. I mean, I am the guest.

Edward: Screw it all, I’m going to Canada.

Bella: No! We have school tomorrow!

Edward: Oh yeah… Let’s go back to Charlie.

-At Charlie’s house-

Jacob: ciao Bella, I’m baaaaack… grigio, dun grigio, dun DUN!

Bella: Oh no!

Edward: Oh no!

Charlie: Oh no!

Koolaid man: Oh yeah!

Edward: Oh my god, NO! te can only do that on Tuesdays!

Koolaid man: No one told ME that…

No one: I detto no such thing!

Jacob: I thought I killed you!

Edward: -slaps forehead- just… get out of here…

Koolaid man: -walks away shamefully with no one-

Jacob: Ahem… Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I’M BACK! MUAHAHAHA!

Bella: Why?

Jacob: What?

Bella: Why? Why are te back?

Jacob: Oh… um. I told Charlie about the motorcycles.

Bella: That sucks.

Jacob: It should.

Charlie: BELLA! GET IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY MR. FEELINGS!

Jacob: Mr. Feelings? What the hell?

Bella: He’s the only one that listens to me. He’s my best friend.

Jacob: Um.

Edward: Yeah. Um.

Bella: I have a lot of free time.

Edward: I’ve noticed.

Bella: Well, I’m gonna go now. See te guys later.

Jacob: No! That’s not supposed to happen! I’m supposed to go off, then Edward is supposed to comfort you.

Bella: Oh. Okay.

Jacob: I think this is my cue to leave. –Runs-

Bella: Oh, no! What did I do?!

Edward: I don’t know. What DID te do?

Bella: No! You’re supposed to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright!

Edward: Oh. It’ll be alright… -Hugs Bella awkwardly-

Bella: I feel all better now! Let’s go play Hide and Seek in the Meadow.
posted by uniquezandy
Bellas pov
My name is Isabella Swan, (Bella,) and I am 17 years old. I had 2 terrible things happened to me in the past. One when I was young; and the other just last year. This happened when I was younger:

Flash back
"Hi Bella" Edward called out to me. He and his family, where my best Friends and a family to me. We were 8 years old, playing under the sun. We just bought a big, red bouncy ball to all play with. Emmett always hogged it, and wanted to go first in any game we wanted to play. It was just one of those things te wish would last forever.
As we grew older , my friendship with Edward...
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posted by uniquezandy
There was something about Bella; that I couldn't trust. For some reason, (because of her,) I felt put-off of the idea to get fresh air. So instead, I walked back in. We were all seated in the living room on the comfy seats. "Hey everyone, not going to be rude, but I am intrested to know who te are." Bella informed. "I am the new sister. I am a vampwolf, and lets not do anything hasty; to get on the wrong foot." I warned. She took it in with half a smile. "What is a Vampwolf?" She questioned. Of course she would ask that, but at least it's a start. "I am half vampire and half wolf." I told...
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posted by DanixxDumb
The Other Cullen. Chapter 1 

 
  Edward Cullen, my husband, didn't even tell me. 
  Carlisle had breeded another stranger into the vampiric world. Yet, whenever I tríed to scam either of my sisters ans brothers, they would have a pained look in her their Golden eyes. 
 
  "Rosalie, please." I begged as I stroked my daughter's, Renesmee, hair. Rosalie was throwing together an outfit for Renesmee. She turned towards me and gave me an irritated look. "Honestly, Bella... I don't want to talk about it. Neither do Emmett, Edward, Alice, Jasped, Carlisle, and Esme." She dropped Renesmee's clothing...
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Now that Twilight is almost over, will The Hunger Games Film fill the void for fans?
—Elliott, Connecticut, via the inbox

You speak of the upcoming book-to-film adaptation about a dystopian society that sends its children into annual outdoor cage matches to the death, yes?

Well, the pre-production rumors sure are as heated as they were in the days before Twilight hit the screen. But does all that anticipation necessarily equal a replacement to the vampire cult?

Let's start with the casting frenzy, which may o may not launch the successivo Kristen Stewart:

Kick-Ass attrici Chloe Moretz and Lyndsy...
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posted by uniquezandy
Edwards POV
I had a horrible dream. Which is stupid, Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don't sleep, but then again, it could've been a dream. Why is this happening to me? I know, (kind of), the reasons, but must it tease me like this? Every where I go, whatever I do, a few ghosts are in my imagination. They are: my mum, dad, and the little boy that I grew up from, me! Ever since, a week ago, they were in my head; taunting me. I feel like I can't do anything, without me thinking about it. I try to put it off; but it comes back like a boomerang. I Amore my past, with me and my family till the accident, but it just feels...
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posted by 1TeamEdwardFan
Okay, since I know it would be awhile until I can post the successivo chapter (maybe another week) I decided to put up a teaser for te guys.
Hope te enjoy it. And tell me if te want me to send a omaggio to te when the successivo chapter is up.
Again thank te for all the lovely comments, and thank te for sticking around with me for so long :)


Bella's POV


We were outside, and I had to admit it wasn't like what I thought it was going to look like. I mean they had dirt roads and everything, but it was actually quite nice, there wern't big buildings and the village seemed peaceful. Tash's place was hidden, you...
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posted by NeeNee14
I was as big as a house.I had to stop going to school because my doctor put me in letto rest. I hated staying in one place....it was so boring,I needed something to do.I picked up my phone and went through the contacts.I saw a name that I haven't called in a while so I pressed the green button and the phone began the ring.
"Hello?"She said.
"Hey Carly."I said.Carly was my best friend from boarding school, but she was a anno ahead of me.
"Hey Kam...How are ya?"She detto in her southern accent.
"I'm good I was wondering if te wanted to hang out at my house?"I asked her.
"Umm."I bit my lip at her hesitation."Sure,...
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I had no idea what I was going to do. Just three feet away from me I saw Emmett kill a deer and I was absolutely sure that he was a vampire.I knew one thing for sure and that was to get out of there quick. "Casey!" I heard Esme call from the kitchen. It wouldnt be long till she started searching for me, so I had to get a plan quick! Without thinking I ran into the forest headed towards the road. After about an ora wondering through the woods I finally saw a truck. So I ran up to the truck and taped on the glass. "What can I do for te ma'am" the man answered. "please give me a ride to the...
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I walk up the steps to the front gate to the "White House" of Volterra. I look at my watch and see that it is five.

"I see te made it on time." I turn around and see Will, with a smirk in his eyes.

"Just take me already so Jake, and Micah can go." I walk towards him and he latches his right hand around my left arm.

"Aro is going to want to lay it all down before anyone is set free." His grip tightens, and I cringe in pain.

We walk through the front door and take the service elevator down to the main hall.

"Ah," Aro greets us as we walk in. "you have arived at last." Will let's go of my arm and...
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I went downstairs and Grabbed a bottle of succo, succo di frutta out the fridge and went to go sit successivo to my dad on the couch. He looked at me.
"You seem happier" He told me, it sounded più like an accusation.
"Me and Seth are back together." I detto a smile spreading across my face. My dad looked at me.
" Seth is the one who was getting pulled down the hall when te were at the hospital?" He asked me. I shook my head yes." I don't like him" My dad declared.
"Daddy, te don't even know him, how can te not like him?" I asked.
"Well first of all, he detto he loved you, he hurt you, I haven't even meet him. I looked...
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I'm clueless.
all I remember was a coltello in my hand and blood running down my wrist.Then it all went black,like I just vanished from earth and reality;there was no pain and no seth to break my heart.
I've escaped all the choices and the useless lies I've been told time and time again.

I open my eyes to the glaring sun peering through the window.I squint at the sun. I turn my head.
I'm staring at just the wrong person i wanted to see.
I was backnto all the real world. The one with hatered and discust.
There was Seth with his hopeful eyes staring back at me.
Seth lets out a sigh of relief.
He...
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I spent the rest of Vacation in my room, people knocked on my door and called my phone. The only time I moved was when I needed to go to the bathroom and when I needed to eat. I think it was because tomorrow would mark the two anno anti-anniversary of my mom's death.
Seth was worried sick. I listened to his voice mails and read his text messages, but I didn't reply to any. My room was starting to get stuffy so I got up and opened my window. The breeze felt nice on my skin so I pulled my chair over to the window and just stared out. I saw Seth walking towards my house with a pained look on his...
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posted by groovychicklisa
I was at Bella's place, playing caramelle Land with her and Lily, when Carlisle called to tell me that he had bought the old house. It had only been a week since our trip to Forks.

"What?" I asked in astonishment.

"Your mother and I have been talking about getting a place close to Seattle anyway, so we can visit all of te easier." He explained. "When te told me about the house being for sale, it felt like a sign."

"That's great, dad." I had no doubt that he and Esme would be spending a lot of time in Forks. Emmett had even mentioned that he and Rosalie had talked about moving back to the area, and...
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posted by groovychicklisa
Broken

"Leaving? What do te mean you're leaving?" I could hardly get the words out, my insides felt like ice.

"I mean that we're moving away from Forks. Carlisle has gotten a job offer that he couldn't refuse." He avoided my eyes as he spoke, looking at the floor, the walls, out the window. Anywhere but at me.

"What?"

I tried to avvolgere my mind around what he was saying, but couldn't get the words to make any sense. He didn't continue as I unsuccessfully tried to grasp the situation.

"When?" I finally asked.

"Today."

That's when I got mad.

"What? What the hell Edward?" And then it hit me. "You've known...
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posted by Jessie-Louise
It was the successivo day,i looked at my alarm clock it was 7.35.
Mom and dad had already woken,the smell of bacon, pancetta affumicata was lingering underneath my door. Dad walked in with a bacon, pancetta affumicata sandwich, panino and told me to wake up,but i was already awake i looked at him and smiled he handed me the sandwich, panino and sat down near me.
"I'm proud of te princess,i mean taking this baby on,you will be a great mother.Okay Jacob will be a great father too,Aha.Maybe this baby will bring me and jacob closer togeather and we could stop all this argueing."
Dad detto to me in a happy voice.

Cough* Cough* i started to choke on my sandwich.
"...
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posted by NeeNee14
I was with my mom in a Ballet studio, Dancing with her. In the middle of the dance she started to fade away. I stopped dancing and started to panic
"Mom,mom!!!Don't leave me I Need you!!!"I kept yelling.
"It's okay Ladybug, I'll always be there..and you'll always make the right choices no matter what happens..." Then she vanished into thin air.
I woke up panting and sweating...
"It's okay Ladybug. it's okay"I heard my dad say as he rubbed my hand. I was confused of where I was. I looked around and saw that I was hooked up to an IV,I was so confused of why I'm in here,but then I remembered The accident...
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sorry if it doesnt make sense but this isnt my comp im using and the keys are rubish so tell me and i will send te a message with it all sorted :) enjoy

alecs pov

she kept looking at me with the same eyes she allways used and i would allways melt with.
"so what is it?" she quastioned. how could i tell her? "well what did i say?"
i couldnt tell her not when everything was going so great
"you`ve just been saying things like i dont want to go to schhol today" i lied she didnt look convinsed but she let it drop.

nessies pov

he was leing i could tell i`ve detto something in my dreams and he wouldnt...
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posted by karpach_13
When I was entering my school. In every single conversation my name was repeated. Some of the people detto ‘I don’t mind going out with her’ with a evil smile and the others were usual. Like ‘ who is she’ and ‘I can’t believe she is going to be at this school’ and ‘you don’t even know her’. I kept on walking without talking to someone o not paying anymore attention to what people were saying. I got to say couple minuti in this school and I’m already annoyed. i went to ,y first period class which was language arts with Ms.Barr-Smith. He was sort of a magic teacher and...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
 Bella Canto
Bella singing
ok im very sorry , for THE LONG WAIT, but ive been working flat out and i jsut hadnt been in the moosd, but im pumped and woah! i hope to do two chapters today but ill see how i go.
ok a recap. Bella is about to perform on stage.

Bella's POV.

This was it, the moment ive been practicing for. to get his attention again. I remember him saying that he diddnt want me, but this was my chance to prove to him how much i wanted him.
I searched over and over like a father looking for this remote as the super ball has ten minuti of the game. To find the perfect song and that all the lyrics just fit....
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aros eyes brightened "are te sure about this younge one?? te would not be in thw army part te will be at mine a casius and his side te will be a leader as well"
i nodded if i talked now i would lose the tears i was about to burst out.
"then its seatles" his laughder filled the room "welcome"
"nessie? why?" jacobs voice filled my mind as he approuched me
"it was the only way to save te blake and my family jake im sorry if te didnt want me hear" it was too late the tear made its way down my cheeks
"of corse i do silly i want te with me" he bent down to firmly baciare my lips
"nooo!!" a screach...
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